July 3, 2008

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a continuing poem)

More verse about the liberal who thinks he is so very smart.

August 12, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Here's a way to fill that space/ That is yourself, from not for nothing/ To something really something,/ Like that and suddenly smart,/ Twice you were than ever before.

June 26, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a continuing poem)

S'pose you want to be like me: Lean, mean of a thinking machine In the know 'gards the such and so 'Bout the contemplation of your navel.

June 13, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Stop the presses; hold them calls! The latest thing in a philosopher king Is some Hollywood blonde.

April 27, 2007

After 2008 (a poem)

Our left-leaning guest poet His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus, the creation of G.W. Gorge, offers his thoughts on what he wants out of the 2008 election

January 30, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

All of a sudden I can't decide/ If my thinking is coming or going/ 'Til I'm watching TV when it hits me./ If losers and sinners/ The made for TV winners,/Why not swap losin' for reason?

December 22, 2006

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Why go to school to get the grades To graduate in order to debate? Me, I need to know enough To know enough to know.

December 2, 2006

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

I'm state-of-the-art, ever alert, Never in doubt, genuine smart, On the move, new and improved, Playing games and taking names