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June 21, 2025
Israel to the leaders of Iran: What’s my name?!Israel floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee in its 15-round drubbing of the mullahs.
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January 10, 2025
Four years of Biden proves too close a shaveOne thing for sure: he'll never be called Joe the Great.
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November 3, 2024
Joe Biden’s consequential apostropheNever has such a small punctuation mark been leveraged by leftists to do so much hard work.
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October 31, 2024
My final two cents on the electionOur nation was conceived with the idea that it would be a “nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
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October 25, 2024
Donald Trump is pure yangDonald Trump is much more than the king of locker-room speak; he is the unadulterated personification of maleness.
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October 19, 2024
When Hitler died, the Allies didn’t clamor for a ceasefireOur ceasefire-nik leftist ruling class seems unclear on what exactly constitutes a ‘victory.’
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October 17, 2024
More UN 'peacekeeping' hypocrisyThe UN does not mind turning their peacekeepers into Hezb’allah human shields.
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October 9, 2024
The ongoing assassination attempts against Donald TrumpThere are more than two, when we account for the proper understanding of assassination.
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September 30, 2024
No more Prime Minister ‘Chickensh*t’Meet the man the Democrats love to denigrate, demean, and insult.
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September 26, 2024
A biblical name for Israel’s exploding pagersThe Israelis love Bible-themed names for their military operations and weaponry. ‘Operation Exploding Pagers’ won’t do.
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September 16, 2024
Picture 20,000 Haitians moving into MayberryIt is happening in Springfield and it could happen, if we are not careful, anywhere in America.
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August 24, 2024
The 2024 DNC and the wisdom of Rush LimbaughIdentity politics and getting minorities riled up seemed center stage at the just ended 2024 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
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May 23, 2024
Anti-Israel protestors and 17-year cicadasOne might think that college protestors and periodical cicadas have nothing in common, but...
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March 20, 2024
Saving all the Queen EsthersThe Hamas butchers have proven beyond all doubt that they have no sense of decency.
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February 11, 2024
’Zionism’ and ‘Zionist’ carry no shameFacebook wants to censor these words. But why?
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December 15, 2023
One ancient coin connecting two great religionsA commonplace ancient coin creates a link to the past -- and between Judaism and Christianity.
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November 25, 2023
Qatar plays host to terrorThe Qataris are not our friends. They do not have our back.
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July 12, 2023
Safe space comes to my fitness centerWhat's a guy gotta do to enjoy some daring political TV while he's working out?
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June 25, 2022
Why Was Lady Liberty on All Our Original Coins?Perhaps we need to once again put Lady Liberty front and center back on our money, and in our hearts.
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January 13, 2013
A Firsthand Perspective on School SecurityYou could say I am an expert on school security. With more than 30 years of experience as a textbook salesman, I made my living by calling on Illinois schools
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October 22, 2012
Why I'll be voting for 'great salesman' MittRemember what David Axelrod said about Romney after he skunked Obama in the first debate? I do. He referred to him derogatorily as a "salesman" -- worse yet a "great salesman."
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October 11, 2012
Memoirs of a Textbook SalesmanI can now feel free to pen some of my "personally educating moments" while in educational sales
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October 1, 2012
From the Halls of Chicago Schools: Memoirs of a Textbook SalesmanWhat's it like on the inside of the entity responsible for the recent Chicago teacher strike?
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September 11, 2012
Who Stole God and Jerusalem from the Democratic National Platform?Turning myself into a combination Inspector Clouseau and Detective Columbo, I decided to form my own list of possible suspects
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January 25, 2011
Having Fun with the State of the UnionIt matters not what President Obama will say in his speech tonight. Despite the exit of some old staffers and the entrance of some new ones, he is not changing.
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November 20, 2010
Elitists of the Left Still Arrogant, Ignorant, and in Need of WatchingHow do elitists of the Left view themselves after being shellacked in the past election? Unfortunately, much as they did before the election.
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October 23, 2010
The American Idea and the Tea Party MovementToday, there is something insidious taking place in America that runs contrary to the American idea.
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April 30, 2010
Evil's Greatest Emissary, Adolf Hitler, Died on this DateAdolf Hitler was much more than a despicable maniac who slaughtered innocents and went back on his word.
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April 8, 2010
Obama and Medvedev sign disarmament treatySo what really went on today when President Obama sat down with Russian President Dimitry Medvedev and signed an agreement restricting the use of atomic weapons?
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April 5, 2010
It's Baseball Season!This year I hope that by rooting for my beloved team I will be (at least temporarily) distracted from thinking about what the Democrats are doing to our nation. That's hard.
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April 2, 2010
16,500 More Reasons to Vote Republican in NovemberThe Democrats have really stepped in it. No red-blooded American can be happy about 16,500 new IRS agents.
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March 29, 2010
Passover plagues from our PharaohBecause the Pharaoh of Egypt was a stubborn man 3,500 years ago, his subjects were afflicted with ten plagues.
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March 27, 2010
What If Johnny Appleseed Turned Out to Be Johnny Rotten-Appleseed?What if Johnny Appleseed had been a prankster?
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March 23, 2010
How Many Pounds of Flesh Will It Take to Kill Israel?Ariel Sharon, thinking himself clever and insightful, thought he could appease the hungry lions of the world with the pound of flesh of his choosing: Gaza.
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March 15, 2010
What I Will Do If ObamaCare PassesMy top four "Plan B" safety-valve ideas if ObamaCare passes.
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March 1, 2010
We Need a Ready-for-Prime-Time Barack Obama ImpersonatorTwo can play Tina Fey's game.
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February 21, 2010
Your Political Mission, Should You Decide to Accept ItMy fellow conservative, there is an election this November, and I have a political mission for you.
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February 9, 2010
A Dem political ad conservatives could learn fromLt. Governor drop out Scott Cohen touched all the right bases in his political commercial.
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February 3, 2010
Thanks to Obama, I Now Worry Less about IsraelAs the saying goes, "Worry is like a rocking chair -- it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."
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January 27, 2010
Guessing What President Obama Might Say in His State of the UnionThe secret phrase is "back from the brink."
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January 20, 2010
Ralph Waldo Emerson as he might have weighed in on MA electionThe philosopher's comments on man and his abilities.
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January 15, 2010
Eureka, I Am a Conservative!Individual Americans by the droves are experiencing their own political eureka moments and transforming into conservatives.
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January 10, 2010
Obama's '10 letters a night' from hard luck AmericansHow are those letters chosen?
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December 30, 2009
On the Obama River and Headed for the FallsDid you ever imagine what it might be like to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel? How about going over the Obama Falls?
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December 25, 2009
Have a happy, white elephant ChristmasMerry Christmas to the great White Elephant of our time, Barack Obama.
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December 21, 2009
Gullible's TravelsI am Barry Gullible and I am King of the most powerful nation in the world: the United States of America. Although I appear to be the same size as my Lilliputian American countrymen, I am not.
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December 14, 2009
A second "Miracle of the Oil" this Hanukah seasonRemembering the miracle of petroleum.
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December 13, 2009
Tea Party patriots reminiscent of Jewish MaccabeesFighting for our rights against great odds.
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December 11, 2009
President Obama's Many ShticksCertain American presidents are remembered for their shticks.
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December 10, 2009
Why would Sarah Palin rate Obama a '4'?Barbara Walters asked Sarah Palin, " On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, where do you rate Barack Obama?" Sarah gave Barack a "4."
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December 4, 2009
Is President Obama a Nice Guy?And the people who support him because they like him.
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November 30, 2009
Thinking about Mark Twain on His BirthdayThey sure don't make American icons like they used to.
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November 15, 2009
Would Obama have saved General Custer at Little Bighorn?A "What If?" question that you probably already know the answer.
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November 13, 2009
Pelosi Health Care: Drill, Baby, DrillThe way I see it, the Democrat health care plan is like a dentist hustling to pick up some extra bucks.
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November 1, 2009
NY 23 and the Congressional Liberal HydraRINO Republicans need to learn the lesson of Hercules and the Lernean Hydra.
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October 24, 2009
Monopoly World Championship ReflectionsThe 2009 Monopoly World Championship has begun in Las Vegas. How would the game be adapted to the Age of Obama?
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October 12, 2009
President Obama's Porpoise ShowPresident Barack Obama is taking away our liberties and training us to be world pleasers
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October 11, 2009
Hooray, It Is a Three-Day Weekend (Controversy)President Obama's touching family scene and its lost teachable moment.
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October 1, 2009
Oprah Lobbying IOC for 2016 Chicago OlympicsHere's what she's really has to offer in Copenhagen.
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September 24, 2009
High Holiday Chutzpah at the White HouseWhen a person has chutzpah, he has unmitigated gall, nerve and audacity.
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September 17, 2009
Constitution Day RegretsOn September 17, 1787, the Constitutional Convention met for the final time and thirty-nine of our Founding Fathers signed their names upon the greatest political document ever penned.
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September 14, 2009
The Protocols of Lyin'The Democrats and their bedfellows, the mainstream media, are with Obama all the way. Their aim is to make sure this President is treated like royalty, never held accountable for what he says and does
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September 10, 2009
Chicago-Style Tall TalesChicago Mayor Richard Daley has for a long time reassured Chicagoans that if Chicago hosts the 2016 Summer Olympics, it will be good for the people of Chicago, and pay for itself.
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September 4, 2009
Teddy Care and the Legend of El CidThe Deemocrats are trying, metaphorically speaking, the same trick that the Christians pulled on the Moors 1,000 years ago.
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August 29, 2009
Am I covered?Mr. President, I know, lately, that you have been taking a lot of heat regarding the length of your 1,000-page health care reform bill, but I was hoping you might be able to add just one more page.
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August 17, 2009
I Will See Your Hitler, and Raise You a HolocaustTable talk at a poker game can sure get out of hand when the healthcare stakes are high, and it all began with Nancy Pelosi on August 5.
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August 7, 2009
Why Jewish Grandmothers Should Oppose Obama CareMy grandmother was forever warning me to be careful.
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August 4, 2009
Who Was Barack Obama In His Previous Incarnation?Many people believe in reincarnation and that a reincarnating soul will find itself born into similar circumstances from one lifetime to the next
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July 28, 2009
Obama Music Dropping On the Pop ChartsCould it be the President's love songs are no longer popular?
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July 25, 2009
Science Fiction, Global Warming & Universal HealthcareEver since I was a child, I have enjoyed watching aliens assault our planet Earth on both the small and large screens.
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June 29, 2009
Painkiller Healthcare?"Maybe you're better off not having the surgery, but taking the painkiller." - President Obama (healthcare town hall meeting, June 24, 2009)
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June 23, 2009
Personal Reflections of a Conservative Who Wants To Be LikedI believe I now understand my uneasiness and perhaps the root problem of the entire conservative movement: America's preoccupation with television and the human desire to be liked.
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June 19, 2009
Ahmadinejad and the Price of a HandgunI have been on a quest for the perfect metaphor to best illustrate the type of man I believe Ahmadinejad to be, and what will happen next on the world stage regarding Iran
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June 5, 2009
Mutual Of Obama's Wild KingdomWhat's in a pecking order? More than you might wish to believe, especially considering President Obama's speech in Cairo yesterday.
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June 2, 2009
Republican Party Survival Plan for the Obama YearsI am sick and tired of hearing that Republicans need to shelve their conservative values if they want to survive. This idea could not be farther from the truth.
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May 22, 2009
Time to Legalize CounterfeitingThere is one vice, one small illegal indiscretion, that, if decriminalized would solve all our problems. The United States needs to legalize the victimless crime known as counterfeiting.
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May 18, 2009
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May 1, 2009
Welcome To Buffalo Jump U.S.A.Prior to the arrival of the horse in North America, certain Native American tribes had an interesting system for hunting buffalo.
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April 27, 2009
Plumbing Problem at The White HouseToday's President reminds me of my former plumber.
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April 20, 2009
The carbon neutral manMedical science has discovered the world's first carbon neutral man, Artyom Sidorkin. Alas, the full import of the discovery has been ignored.