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July 30, 2025
The global warming cat just crawled out of the bagDo the leftist media know the difference between high pressure and high heat?
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July 21, 2025
Pencil Neck Schiff: The tip of the iceberg?How many other senators and representatives have played fast and loose with the status of their residency… mostly for financial gain?
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July 16, 2025
Behold the naked emperorSkepticism of those who rule over us is embedded in human nature.
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June 17, 2025
Alex Padilla = Democrat cannon fodderIt seems likely that Padilla was chosen for this stunt not just because he’s a natural-born thug, he’s also totally expendable.
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June 8, 2025
Efficiency is not new...except when applied to governmentThat’s why DOGE is so important.
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May 24, 2025
The world is turned upside down!Our president sure is wreaking havoc on the old, musty status quo, isn’t he?
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May 7, 2025
Trump unmasked!One hundred or so days into his second term, Trump is giving us a strong sense of who he is.
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April 29, 2025
A demagogue’s guide to exploiting common gullibilityWe all know that only some of the people can be fooled all of the time. But how do we find them, so they can be thoroughly exploited?
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April 15, 2025
Pleistocene Park and the myth of PrometheusWhat’s the deal with these dire wolves, anyway?
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April 5, 2025
Could it be that Trump really knows what he’s doing?Today’s big news is the ‘plunge’ of the stock market. Time to crunch a few numbers.
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March 21, 2025
Autopen: The ticking time bombRevelations about Joe Biden’s presidency continue to embarrass the Democrat party.
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March 18, 2025
A brief historical view of tariffsLet’s start with Britain, right before the American Revolution.
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March 16, 2025
What are capital gains, really?Economic ignorance in the political world is excruciatingly commonplace.
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February 25, 2025
Easy to be stupidLeftists have traditionally clung to at least some degree of power by making it really easy to be stupid.
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February 16, 2025
The auditors are coming! The auditors are coming!Isn’t it about time the government take some of its own taxpayer-torturing medicine?
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February 11, 2025
Trump is just the tip of the icebergWhy didn’t freedom-loving Americans rise up against this tyranny long ago?
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February 7, 2025
Staring inflation in the faceTo really understand inflation, it’s important for us to kill some common misconceptions.
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February 4, 2025
Rummaging through the Democrats’ moldy old toolboxA bad toolbox makes for a bad bench.
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January 21, 2025
Send in the billionairesLeftists want ‘billionaire’ to be a bad word...but why should it be?
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January 14, 2025
He called himself 'Stalin'There is now an American Stalin, but it’s not a person, it is instead a culture.
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January 13, 2025
Ideology-SchmideologyIdeologies are the products of wannabe tyrants also known as social engineers.
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January 1, 2025
Welcome to the New NormalPerhaps the real message of last November’s election is not that Donald Trump won, but that woke progressivism lost.
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December 28, 2024
Twilight of the boomersThe U.S. has a demographic problem nobody is talking about.
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December 25, 2024
The boneyard of failed political careersThere they all sit in the gloom, awaiting their checks from Soros...
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December 22, 2024
Wandering around in a forest of deceptionIt’s amazing how those obsessed with accruing power can use words to get what they want.
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November 23, 2024
Oh, that pesky carbon dioxide!WARNING: The following is forbidden knowledge for committed climate activists.
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November 18, 2024
Sending the teachers unions back to schoolEducating the young and curious is an ancient task. It is more than just an anomaly that our culture is failing at this traditional obligation.
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November 17, 2024
One theory for the Democrats’ catastrophic lossPeople just couldn’t put up with this issue anymore.
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November 5, 2024
‘Tis time to fling predictions against the wallThere are three possible outcomes for this year’s election.
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November 2, 2024
Kamala is actually dumber than she looksThis degree of economic foolishness should disqualify a presidential candidate.
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October 27, 2024
Fear plus ignorance equals climate changeWeather is inherently mysterious. It’s also inherently useful for fear-mongering Democrats.
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October 19, 2024
How to beat the cheatThere’s a classic solution to most of the voter fraud problem, and Democrats are fighting it tooth and nail.
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October 16, 2024
The Democrats have damaged their brandThe latest news is that Kamala is crashing in the polls. I’m shocked!
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October 14, 2024
Enough ‘spring forward/fall back’There is overwhelming political support for abolishing the time shift.
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October 8, 2024
Problem-solving, from bums to bucksThe most important part of solving a problem is to correctly identify it. America struggles with even this first step.
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September 22, 2024
The best thing that could happen to Democrats is that Trump winsYes, you read that right.
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September 9, 2024
Sidewalk Psychology and the Leftist MindsetIt is a tyrant’s paradise where people are obsessed with obeying the rules.
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September 2, 2024
The next two monthsWithout a serious and tangible agenda item to ride across the finish line, the Democrats have little left but to wallow in issues of personality.
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August 25, 2024
The perils of underestimating Mr. TrumpOne wonders how long The Donald had the RFK Jr. endorsement in the bag.
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August 18, 2024
Kamala made a fool of herself? Time for more climate hysteria!Leftists can always resort to global warming when they’re in a pinch.
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August 16, 2024
Why is Harris seizing on Donald Trump's policies?Let's all stiff Kamala on the tip.
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August 12, 2024
Trump vs. Harris = Familiar vs. StrangeEverybody already knows who and what Donald Trump is. But does anybody really have a clear idea about the electorally unchallenged Democrat presidential nominee?
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August 1, 2024
The evaporating Kamala HarrisGrab a seat — this is going to be both interesting and horrific.
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July 27, 2024
Slow news monthA lingering tension within the party remains over Harris’s appointment to being the Dem’s presidential nominee -- without anything like having the delegates vote on it.
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July 14, 2024
Climate, Marxism, and other fadsThese things come and go...but sometimes it takes a while.
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July 13, 2024
A feast of schadenfreudeHaving little, if any, problem-solving ability, the Democrats are grasping at straws.
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July 6, 2024
Thumbnail economicsHere are all the basic economics things we wish leftists would learn.
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June 10, 2024
Will the Democrats Survive this Year’s Election?Americans and the western world in general are losing their enthusiasm for government-centered solutions to the various problems that we are facing.
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May 27, 2024
Unmasking the true villain of the Middle EastAn old saying is that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. The Middle East is the camel and the U.N. is the committee.
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May 22, 2024
If the Dems ditch Biden, what then?All the conspiracy theories about a Democrat coup to oust Biden stop there. But who is even available to replace him?
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May 10, 2024
The Democrats could use a Donald Trump of their ownAmerica is just waking up to the true meaning of the Trump phenomenon.
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May 4, 2024
Hamas and Joe Biden meet the law of unintended consequencesThe pandemic of Hamas-inspired campus unrest has pushed news of Trump’s hush money trial down to well below the fold.
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April 22, 2024
With a name like 'gefilte,' it’s got to be goodPassover is upon us; but really, what were the folks in marketing thinking when they introduced a product named gefilte fish?
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April 16, 2024
Aww, Israel -- Don't hurt 'emThe further Israel goes to protect itself and the more it succeeds -- the better off the whole world becomes.
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March 29, 2024
The Key Bridge collapse and the Tao Te ChingWithin the classic Taoist book of wisdom is found a parable that applies to current events.
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March 27, 2024
A brief history of the US presidencyFrom Washington to Roosevelt and beyond, there have been some doozies.
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March 26, 2024
Engineered ReactionsIt’s human nature to overestimate the capabilities of one’s adversaries -- and, conversely, to underestimate one’s own capabilities.
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March 17, 2024
Bernie jumps the sharkThere comes a point where socialism becomes too stupid even for the ignorant to support.
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March 11, 2024
Some china shops deserve to have bullsApple carts need to be upset and china shops need to be bull-dozed—and President Trump is the man for the job.
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March 4, 2024
This year’s possibility of political surprises increases with the level of discontent amongst the voter classAs we are now at the dawn of Super Tuesday, expect the lame-stream media to go out of their way to suppress any hint of voter disaffection.
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February 24, 2024
The layman’s guide to saving the planetEveryone is a devoted environmentalist. We just disagree on the tactics.
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February 18, 2024
The presidential dilemmaWhat does it say about Americans’ confidence in our system when a Joe Biden replaces a Donald Trump...and then, maybe, vice versa?
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February 10, 2024
This year’s political tea leavesIs a drubbing for the Democrats in the offing for ’24?
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January 23, 2024
What happened to the Democrats?It’s a long, contorted history...and maybe we’re living through the end of it.
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January 15, 2024
Twilight of the DemocratsShould trends continue, the Democrats will likely still survive, but with much less political influence.
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January 8, 2024
Meritocracy and the DemocratsUnfortunately, stupid public policy has become seriously commonplace.
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January 7, 2024
The jackboot of Jewish imperialism?If Israel is the definition of imperialism, then sign me up.
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January 5, 2024
A new American subcultureWorse than the Beatniks or the Hippies, there now arises the grim subculture of the Climatistas.
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December 29, 2023
The problem with freedom…A day hardly goes by without a new spate of obnoxious edicts being proposed by members of the political class.
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December 15, 2023
Breaking news! Climate change is normal!Wannabe tyrants using any hoax they can find to grasp for political office is also normal.
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December 10, 2023
I sure am glad I’m not Biden’s food-taster!How’s ol’ Joe gonna make it through 2024?
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December 5, 2023
What ever happened to Kurdistan?Consider the Kurds’ claims compared to those of the ‘Palestinians.’
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November 28, 2023
Suppose they gave a housing crisis and nobody came?Like most other commodities, real estate is thoroughly subject to market conditions… supply and demand.
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November 24, 2023
Meet the New Dark AgeToday’s Dark Age is happening because modern governments continue to become ever more powerfully intrusive into what used to be private affairs, using their assumed authority to enforce some sort of contrived orthodoxy.
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November 13, 2023
It’s really quite easy to rewrite historyGeorge Santayana wasn’t exactly right when he said that people who forget their history are condemned to repeat it.
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October 23, 2023
The worst kind of anti-SemiteTendencies towards prejudices and negative stereotypes are part of human nature.
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October 17, 2023
Corporate culture in the two major partiesHere in the U.S., we have two large political corporations, also known as parties.
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October 11, 2023
Did Hamas just jump the shark?The magnitude and viciousness of the Hamas attacks are truly sinking in.
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October 4, 2023
Whom did Trump harm?Mr. Trump's current legal 'issue' in New York is way beyond absurd.
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September 26, 2023
The Call for a Four-day Work WeekA monument to the Left's inability to understand economics
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September 22, 2023
The curse of corporate cultureMaybe this is why Trump is having such a hard time.
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September 15, 2023
Hamlet ponders: To impeach or not to impeach?Just airing Biden’s dirty laundry may well be damaging enough.
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September 13, 2023
When a comic strip gets to the heart of (old) AmericaYounger political junkies (and free speech stalwarts) should check out Li'l Abner.
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September 8, 2023
The problem with the death penalty......is that our society produces way too many heinous villains who truly deserve it.
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September 5, 2023
We're all witnesses to an attempted political murderNever before has the American people been subjected to a spectacle like this.
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August 25, 2023
It's Trump's party nowConservative voters don't want to be told about 'kinder and gentler' forms of conservatism.
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August 10, 2023
False history and its unwitting victimsWhen people forget their history, they make it easy for demagogues to get away with lying to them about it.
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July 9, 2023
What part of 'shall not be infringed' do leftists not understand?The usual political hacks clamor to compromise our Second Amendment every time some ghastly crime involving a firearm occurs.
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July 5, 2023
Working around KamalaIt has become more than just painfully obvious that Joe Biden is not fit to run for a second term. But what can Democrats do with him?
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July 1, 2023
The leftist scourge of artificial economicsPublic transportation, reparations, schools. Take your pick — they're all a slap in freedom's face.
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June 4, 2023
Artificial intelligence is nothing newHumans have been masters of being artificially intelligent for hundreds of years.
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May 16, 2023
Why did CNN give Trump such a huge break?Perish the thought that they wanted to help The Donald. It has to be something else.
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May 9, 2023
A government at war...with itselfWhat else can we call the radical shifts in policy over the last century?
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May 7, 2023
Welcome to Economic FantasylandThere are so many economic myths you can buy here. And many do!
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May 5, 2023
Cinco de Mayo: A consequence of French antisemitismA more complicated tale than expected.
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April 9, 2023
50 is the New 70 degrees FahrenheitGee, record snowfall practically everywhere. How's that global warming stuff working out?
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April 7, 2023
How much did Trump have to pay DA Bragg to indict him?Bragg's crusade may be backfiring.
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March 31, 2023
The martyrdom of Donald J. TrumpThe former president will come out of the Manhattan D.A.'s indictment all the stronger.
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March 15, 2023
Watching the wheels fall off the statist juggernautFrom Jan. 6 to labor unions to school choice, the leftist government apparatus is looking shabbier and shabbier.
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March 5, 2023
Thank you, Hillary Clinton!No, seriously. It's worth remembering how she helped out the conservative movement back in the '90s.
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March 1, 2023
Are we really gearing up for World War 3?There's a lot of hyperventilating, but what's truly in store for us?
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February 20, 2023
White House plagiarizes Marx and releases its ‘blueprint’ to address the housing crisisBiden and his troupe flaunt their economic illiteracy and take steps to cripple the middle class.
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January 16, 2023
Climate change talking points"Climate change" is simply left-wing politics under another name.
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December 31, 2022
A plague of micromanagersSome folks are so imbued with a vague sense of guilt that they willingly advocate substituting misery for prosperity.
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December 19, 2022
Why reparations now?Is there any limit to the absurdity to which craven political hacks will stoop to cling to the reins of power?
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December 17, 2022
Fusion confusionWe have to throw a little cold water on the recent "breakthrough" in sustainable energy.
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December 3, 2022
Vicious dogmaLeft-wing "thought" has deteriorated to little more than empty dogma.
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November 29, 2022
The many quirks of the presidency throughout historyOf the forty-six presidencies thus far, only thirteen lasted two full consecutive terms. And that's just the start of it.
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November 26, 2022
What to do with Biden?How are the Democrats supposed to remain a competitive political force while strapped to a doddering, incompetent hack?
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November 14, 2022
The Myth of the CommunityIt’s about time our “leaders” stop pandering to accidental differences among us and treat us like the individuals we truly are.
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November 7, 2022
In defense of electoral skepticismWhy revelations of Democrat electoral chicanery are considered to be "criminal activity."
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October 16, 2022
One great way to stop species extinctionHungry peasants are considerably much more inclined to burn down a rainforest in order raise more crops and pasture more livestock.
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October 8, 2022
Impact of the Dobbs decision has only just begun to take effectThe abortion issue will not save the Democrats' bacon in this year's midterms.
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September 14, 2022
A heat wave, and now the climate nuts go even more nutsHaving just survived the first real heat wave of this year's summer, I am tragically amused by all of the new climate change hysteria being broadcast.
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September 11, 2022
Looking back on 9/11When I awoke that Tuesday morning, I turned on my radio and suddenly realized that the world would never again be the same.
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September 3, 2022
Still waiting for inflationTrue inflation, the debauching of our currency, is still in the offing.
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August 31, 2022
Manned space flight is just another form of welfareI hope I'm not alone in asking, "What's the point?"
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August 27, 2022
Left unsaid about college debt forgivenessMany questions are being asked about the legality of Biden's ability to forgive college debt by executive order.
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August 22, 2022
Thoughts on the new civil warThe true divide in our ongoing civil war is not geographical, but political.
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August 19, 2022
The martyrdom of Donald J. TrumpFrom politician to modern day folk hero thanks to his persecutors.
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August 8, 2022
The enigma that could be TrumpWill Trump run again for president in 2024? Nobody really knows.
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August 3, 2022
Obsession with diversity is costing usAs we continue to suffer through today's woke hangover, we are constantly being told that what someone is is much more important than who he is.
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July 24, 2022
Mark your calendar for Liz Cheney's downfallOl' Liz Cheney will be tossed into the bone yard of defunct politicians soon. What will her ouster say about American politics in general?
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July 22, 2022
Taking hysteria to the bankGullibility remains an unfortunate aspect of human nature.
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July 16, 2022
A chance encounter with a real politicianShe was running for school board. It was a less than pleasant conversation.
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July 8, 2022
Socialism as the tragedy of the commonsGreen New Deal advocates rail against capitalism. Oh, dear! Profit is not all that important. Really?
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June 30, 2022
A different way of looking at inflationSometimes the "debauching" of the currency lurks in the shadows, waiting to emerge at the politically least opportune moment.
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June 25, 2022
The real message of DobbsMilitancy will be seriously dialed down on both sides of the issue.
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June 23, 2022
American journalism is just about doneFrom climate change to racism, our leftist journalists just don't have any credibility.
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June 19, 2022
Why not nuclear?I wouldn't expect any serious answer to this question from the Green New Deal zealots.
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June 15, 2022
Getting ready for the next bananaRecessions are a drag, no matter what you call them. But they do serve a purpose.
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June 13, 2022
The Green New Deal crashes into the rocksFolks are often willing to go along with calls for sacrifice...unless and until they are made to really suffer.
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June 8, 2022
The big 'problem' for which COVID is the gruesome solutionCould it be that Dr. Fauci's alleged financial assistance for the Wuhan lab's work on enhancing the function of viruses actually was carefully thought out?
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June 5, 2022
The Democrat tax strategy that will tighten the noose around the middle class's neckWe'd better hope hard that this particular Democrat scheme never, ever comes to fruition.
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June 2, 2022
The term 'military-style' gives the leftist gun control game awayIf the opponents of the Second Amendment are truly honest about their objective, why do they have to keep lying about the weapons they want to ban?
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May 28, 2022
It's Obama's faultHow did Joe Biden get to a point where he could bungle things this much? Here's your answer.
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May 22, 2022
What difference does the 'hate' in 'hate crime' make?Whenever a horrible crime is committed, and hate is added to the charges, what do we end up with?
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May 12, 2022
What happens after our housing bubble collapses?The intense necessity of having a home has facilitated all kinds of innovation and adaptation.
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May 11, 2022
Abortion in the US before Roe v. WadeWhat Roe supporters didn't expect was that the issue would never go away, even after half a century.
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May 4, 2022
Yes, abortion is infanticideShould Roe be overturned, then the states would be free to adopt their own policies.
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May 2, 2022
The curse of public vagrancyThe failure to mitigate widespread public vagrancy painfully reveals just how corrupt and ideologically dogmatic our urban political establishments have become.
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April 26, 2022
Hypocritical leftists should stop carrying on about misinformationAny time a leftist accuses anyone of misinformation, you have to laugh.
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April 20, 2022
Triggers don't pull themselvesPeople are starting to notice that leftist-inspired gun control just isn't working very well.
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April 11, 2022
Truth is the first casualty in warBucha 2022, Guernica 1937. The truth is still in dispute.
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April 8, 2022
Black Lives Matter and the story of the ExodusAs we approach both Passover and Easter, the story of Exodus weaves into Americans' relationship with Black Lives Matter and the left.
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April 6, 2022
The War to End All WarsThe unanswered question about WWI is: why was this war ever fought in the first place?
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March 23, 2022
What you can take away from today's newsEveryone wants you to believe something. Here are five takeaways to help get the news's daily fire hose of information sorted out in your head.
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March 12, 2022
The death of baseball bodes ill for the fate of AmericaThere are some eerie parallels here.
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March 5, 2022
The first major conflict of the Information AgeIt seems rather anachronistic for a dictator of a very large country to invade a neighbor in full view of the rest of the world.
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February 26, 2022
Is this the end of the climate change scam?Thanks to John Kerry for ushering in the beginning of the end!
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February 17, 2022
Myths about the Depression and Franklin Roosevelt's programThe Great Depression didn't actually go the way your liberal neighbor wants you to think.
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February 4, 2022
Today's truckers in Canada are yesterday's Yellow Vests in FranceRighteous indignation against the effete elite has been building worldwide for some time now.
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January 13, 2022
And Atlas continues to shrugI am seeing Ayn Rand’s vision of authoritarian cronyism taking place right before my eyes.
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December 29, 2021
Note to leftists who hate Joe Manchin: The Senate is NOT supposed to be democraticIt is comforting to know that the Senate represents the states and not the people, and that cannot be changed by the usual amendment process.
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December 23, 2021
Chesa Boudin faces recall [updated]It is rather odd that Boudin ever got to be the D.A. in the first place.
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December 15, 2021
Will Joe Manchin wake up with a horse's head in his bed?What kind of extreme leverage are the Schumers and Pelosis of our world ready and willing to deploy for the sake of getting a bad law passed?
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December 11, 2021
Economics as human ecologyYou can think of money as energy flowing through the human community.
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December 2, 2021
Are you afraid of being scammed out of your home?An obscure issue in the real estate world has lots of homeowners terrified — but it might be just a bunch of hot air to make a buck on fear.
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November 23, 2021
Kamala Harris trapped in intersectional HellHarris occasionally wears a skirt and has at least some African DNA; her ability to function as an executive was never considered.
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November 21, 2021
What a riot looked like in 1970Back in the spring of 1970, I was in my final days as a college student — and Berkeley was about to catch fire.
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November 19, 2021
The quicksand Democrats have led us toAs disastrous polling data mount up, the Dems keep doubling down on obnoxious advocacies. Why?
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November 14, 2021
What if they held an intergalactic conference on how to control the weather...and nobody cared?There seems to have been something missing from the just concluded Glasgow Conference: seriousness.
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November 11, 2021
Send in the drones!My, my, my...how warfare has changed. But for better or worse?
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November 7, 2021
Want to know why commonsense K-12 reform isn't happening?If there is a particularly significant casualty of the COVID pandemic, it has to be government-run K–12 schools.
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November 5, 2021
Happy Guy Fawkes DayIt's kind of hard to imagine American Catholics being discriminated against, but it harkens back to 1605.
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October 31, 2021
If Republicans want to win, they have to repudiate the 'rule of 65 percent'The elephants need to learn to stop settling for "Democrat policies but at a discount."
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October 28, 2021
The Trump effect is gathering steamAs retrospection becomes ever more clear, knowledge of the impact of the Trump presidency has been taking form.
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October 24, 2021
Media bias in its two main speciesThere are two main ways the media propagandize and brainwash you.
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October 14, 2021
Can Democrats get off their bad path to the midterms?Biden and many of the other Democrats are in free fall.
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October 7, 2021
If you touch these precious leftist concepts, you'll get a screaming fit"Affirmative action," "minimum wage," and more to trigger hysteria in the leftists among your friends and relatives.
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October 2, 2021
Sacred cows of the leftIn no particular order, and the list is not even close to exhaustive.
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September 26, 2021
When climate change causes flood and also causes droughtsPerhaps because of desperation or just plain ignorance, climate alarmists are now blaming both droughts and floods on global warming/climate change.
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September 19, 2021
Don't tell the global warming fanatics, but we kind of need CO2Trying to establish political dominance over weather is destined to invite tremendous skepticism.
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August 26, 2021
Are the Taliban walking into a trap?When the U.S. government looks this inept, a little wishful thinking can't be helped.
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August 26, 2021
Here's what makes automobiles the devil incarnateIt's not their exhaust or the fuel they burn. For leftists, it's something much worse.
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August 14, 2021
Why all the 'climate crisis' mumbo-jumbo doesn't add upCivilization has no perfect immunity to goofball nonsense. But "herd" immunity is always within reach.
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August 13, 2021
The plight of tree-hugging trust fund babyExcessive bourgeois comfort and prosperity seem to disable commonsense survival instincts. That's how we get the Green New Deal.
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August 11, 2021
A qualified defense of globalismTrading with other nations, at least, is not a bad thing.
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August 9, 2021
How World War 2 Shaped Our LivesThose of us who were born after the war's end have always known it to be a victory for our side. But our parents and grandparents were not able to enjoy such a luxury.
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August 1, 2021
I am sick and tired of being told about this virusAnd seeing our institutions flail about while doing enormous economic damage.
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July 29, 2021
Sure, we all can lie, but should we?And what about when the people policing "misinformation" start lying?
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July 28, 2021
Inflation might be sneaking past youMany of the producers of commodities have clever ways of camouflaging inflation.
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July 22, 2021
Why do so many people take Bernie Sanders seriously?Bernie is such an obvious burned-out sixties radical that it's hard to understand.
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July 15, 2021
'Daddy, where does electricity come from?'Would that our betters in Washington and various state capitals knew.
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June 23, 2021
Swastikas in the brickworkIf you look for something hard enough, you'll eventually find it — even if it's not really there.