Matt Patterson

Matt Patterson


  • October 3, 2018

    New Rules for Men

    In light of the new reality of constant, lifelong vulberability to unsupported accusations, new rules for men vis-à-vis the opposite sex are required. Here are some baseline suggestions.

  • January 26, 2018

    Our Omnipresent Past

    Are the internet and social media erasing our capacity to live in the moment?

  • December 31, 2016

    Carrie Fisher: Goodnight, Princess

    So was she the scrappy, gorgeous dame the world saw, or the frightened, unstable child she felt herself to be?  Why, both, of course.  It's precisely what made her so interesting and (dare I say) sexy.

  • September 5, 2016

    How to Be a Liberal

    Ignorance is an absolute must, but especially ignorance of three things: economics, human nature, and all of recorded history.

  • May 17, 2016

    What Lies Beneath?

    New scientific discoveries in astrophysics and archeology make the notion of “settled science” risible. Most of existence still is a profound mystery

  • July 4, 2012

    The American Revolution Comes to a Pitiful Close

    The government of our Founders claims the authority to tax anything you do - and anything you don't.

  • December 10, 2011

    A World without Men?

    Now that a world without men seems to be at least on the cusp of possibility, it's worth considering for a moment, I think, what such a world would really be like. Careful what you wish for, ladies.

  • October 2, 2011

    The Sphinx Decoded?

    New answers for one of man's oldest riddles

  • September 8, 2011

    Is Obama Insane?

    A popular definition of insanity, variously attributed to Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, and Ben Franklin, is, "doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

  • August 22, 2011

    The Dismal GOP Field

    Holy crap. Romney, Bachmann, and Paul respectively seem to have distinguished themselves primarily by displaying astonishingly poor judgment.

  • August 18, 2011

    Obama: The Affirmative Action President

    It is embarrassing to see a president so willing to advertise his own powerlessness, so comfortable with his own incompetence. But really, what were we to expect?

  • July 30, 2011

    America: Time to Start Over

    This must have been what it was like living in the 1930s: politicians running around, fingers in their ears, unwilling or unable to confront a rising conflagration that they helped to light.

  • April 2, 2011

    Art Death/Heart Death

    There is a great deal of talk these days about the death of the music industry, at least as we know it.

  • January 29, 2011

    Digital Dark Age Ahead?

    The vast abundance of digital information showcases its terrifyingly evanescent nature.

  • September 15, 2010

    What's the Matter with Islam?

    The media and political elites are upset at the wrong aspect of the Terry Jones Koran-burning affair.

  • August 20, 2010

    The Tyranny of Google

    Google watches us, but who will watch the watcher?

  • June 26, 2010

    Life between the Cracks

    The Analogue Counter-Revolution, Part 3

  • June 19, 2010

    Tea Partiers Late to the Party

    Some evidence has recently emerged to warm the hearts of those who would like to see the Tea Party fade into irrelevancy.

  • April 16, 2010

    iPad, Therefore I Am

    Apple has a new gadget, as I'm sure you've heard.

  • March 30, 2010

    So You Say You Want a Revolution?

    How are the people to react to the destruction of their liberty that is the Obama health care regime?

  • March 22, 2010

    Where Were You When the Republic Died?

    In November 2008, Americans elected a socialist as their president. In March 2010, they woke up stunned to find themselves living in a socialist country.

  • March 12, 2010

    Step Away from the Computer

    The Analogue Counter-Revolution.

  • January 5, 2010

    Does America sit under a rising, or setting sun?

    Is it our destiny to go the way of Rome and other great powers?

  • December 19, 2009

    Are We Doomed?

    I have a fear about John Derbyshire's new book, We Are Doomed -- that the over-the-top cheekiness of its title and the wit and snap of its prose will distract from its deadly serious thesis.

  • December 3, 2009

    Obama's surrender will end in blood

    Having re-taken Afghanistan, they will plot their return to America, to once again paint our skies in fire and blood.

  • November 24, 2009

    Obama and the Cult of Youth

    The difference between healthy societies and sick societies is that sick societies take advantage of the young.

  • November 10, 2009

    Losing Our Republic

    What emerged from the House on Saturday night was a malignant, Republic-killing tumor. It left me wondering about the tea party movement, and how much effect it has really had in this whole affair.

  • October 14, 2009

    Obama The Impotent: A Dangerous Delusion

    A meme is forming in the popular consciousness that Barack Obama is a do-nothing president. That is a false and dangerous delusion.

  • August 10, 2009

    Something Fishy

    The Obama administration has made a terrible mistake.

  • August 5, 2009

    Tell The Government: 'Out Of Our Light'

    We citizens have thus far dodged a bullet.

  • August 1, 2009

    Congressman Admits: Congress Stupid

    It was an astonishing admission.

  • July 19, 2009

    Walter Cronkite Has Blood on His Hands

    Walter Cronkite was called the most trusted man in America. He abused that trust.