September 10, 2011

The Black Friday Effect

Their eyes flashed with mindless rage under the glow of fluorescent lights as a store full of bargains on clothing and electronics lay before them.  Not content to wait until the opening of Walmart at 5 AM, the mob stormed the front doors, tramp...

August 23, 2011

Lies, Compromise, and Reptiles

The hills are filled with the stench of elections.  Voter drives, primaries, and political smears -- oh, how they tease my nostrils like a pan of warm sticky buns!  Months of black eyes and hurt feelings will culminate in the next installme...

August 7, 2011

In Defense of Our Document

Well, that's it.  Constitution's irrelevant.  Outdated.  Finished.  We've got Twitter, iPads, and Lady Gaga now.  We're more advanced and enlightened than the Framers could have imagined in the dandiest of drunken stupors....