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Noel S. Williams
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August 7, 2025
Why be a trillionaire when you can be a billionaire?For Democrats, every billionaire (except when it’s them) represents a policy mistake...but now Elon Musk is well on his way to being the world’s first trillionaire.
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August 6, 2025
America is hot, hot, hotFrom Sydney Sweeney to dominating on the global stage, it’s a good time to be a Republican.
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August 4, 2025
Good riddance Erika McEntarferThe Dem killjoy apparatus will have fewer opportunities to tarnish the Golden Age of America.
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August 1, 2025
Don’t ban congressional stock trading, leverage itIt is confounding how politicians, especially members of Congress, manage to increase their wealth far beyond their pay or inherited assets.
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July 27, 2025
Trump is right: Artificial intelligence is not artificialThe president doesn’t like the name ‘artificial intelligence.’ I don’t blame him.
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July 25, 2025
Who will harvest the cane sugar for our soda?Must we keep millions of illegal alien farmworkers in this country if we’re to have the kind of soda President Trump wants?
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July 22, 2025
Ivy is not the only invasive species on Ivy League schoolsInvasive. Toxic. Noxious. Creepy. Destructive. Flora, or leftist professors?
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July 19, 2025
Trump's bruised handsPresident Trump has bruised hands partly caused by frequent handshaking.
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July 17, 2025
May 8 rises in America, sinks in FranceDonald Trump wants May 8 to be a new national holiday. France’s prime minister is suggesting the opposite.
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July 15, 2025
Even when Trump is wrong, it’s for the right reasonsPresident Trump hilariously interjected himself into the Chelsea soccer team’s celebrations after they won the Club World Cup soccer tournament last Sunday, and revealed he doesn’t really know much about soccer history.
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July 14, 2025
Chelsea, Trump, and MAGA are the championsAmerica loves winners, but no, Mr. President, we are not tired of winning, yet.
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July 13, 2025
America’s top banker is wrong againJamie Dimon’s latest remark about Democrats is only half-right.
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July 9, 2025
For the sake of MAHA, remove tariffs on cocoaChocolate is good for the body and good for the soul, and it will be good for Trump’s political standing, too.
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July 8, 2025
Trump is above the America Party and the Porky Pig PartyMusk wants an “America First” party: perhaps he hasn’t been paying attention, but that’s what Trump, and his mighty MAGA army, are already doing.
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July 4, 2025
Denaturalization of anti-Americans during our 249th anniversaryFrankly, making America great again requires making America American again.
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July 1, 2025
Musk must end his jackassery in the foothillsPresident Trump is a stable genius, Musk is an unstable one.
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June 27, 2025
President Trump is above the Nobel Peace PrizeHonestly, right now, Trump is essentially running much of the world, and there’s nothing a bunch of intellectually insular Norwegians can do to elevate him.
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June 25, 2025
Trump’s new phone is underpricedThe nascent Trump phone is definitely underpriced when one considers what it represents.
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June 23, 2025
Ending a Truth Social post with TYFYATTM is often too politePresident Trump doesn’t need to play so nice with Democrat thugs.
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June 22, 2025
Iran: About that two-week deadline...I just read one of the most disingenuous articles imaginable about strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities.
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June 18, 2025
Ilhan is illThe Somali sourpuss’s morale hits an all-time low...which means we’re on the right track.
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June 17, 2025
Trump, Macron, and Starmer at the G7: How do you like me now?French President Emmanuel Macron continues to marginalize himself, even as Trump makes beneficial deals.
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June 13, 2025
Pardon moi! Why are French Tesla lessors suing Tesla?Thank God our legal systems are inherited from British traditions, including common law, rather than the Napoleonic Code.
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June 11, 2025
Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner: No self-driving carsThe future of the iconic London taxi is in jeopardy.
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June 9, 2025
Here’s what to do with Trump’s Tesla:Trump shouldn’t sell his gifted Tesla—rather, it should be given to ICE’s “Employee of the Quarter.”
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June 6, 2025
Musk-Trump feud: Now who’s the smartest guy in the room?Elon a genius? Sure, whatever, but Trump is smarter. MAGA marches on.
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June 5, 2025
With friends like Elon, who needs enemies?It’s hard to predict temperamental geniuses, but since Elon supports MAGA he should get on the same page and support Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill.
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June 4, 2025
White House press briefings: A picture’s worth a thousand wordsYou’d think that with the trillions spent every year we could get some functioning gadgets....
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June 2, 2025
Does the White House need ghostbusters?A Secret Service whistleblower claims Joe Biden would routinely find himself lost in closets; what was he doing in there?
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May 30, 2025
Finally: Merit-based hiring for the fedsIt’s about time the hiring pendulum swings back to equilibrium from its leftist amplitude.
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May 29, 2025
Trump, tariffs, trade, tacos, chickens, and turkeysTrump isn’t a “chicken” over tariffs, he’s a grandmaster.
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May 28, 2025
‘Blue MAGA’ is an oxymoron promulgated by moronsDems are desperately flailing for relevance by attempting to rebrand their party, stealing Trump’s MAGA strategy.
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May 27, 2025
And the perpetrator of the Liverpool parade mass-casualty crash is…In record time, the police have identified the driver.
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May 26, 2025
It’s time for America to have a Military Appreciation MonthConsidering all the other groups that get whole honorary months on the American calendar, this is an idea that’s long past due.
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May 24, 2025
Golf: The tyranny of excellenceThe mental rigors are enough to drive one to distraction.
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May 20, 2025
Who was running the autopen that ran the White House?Inspecting the physical state of the autopen should be one investigative avenue in answering one of the ineluctable questions in the biggest political scandal in recent American history.
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May 19, 2025
Joe Biden was not a decent man, nor was he a public servantIndecent and self-serving better describes the ailing Joe Biden.
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May 19, 2025
Journalism had a good week. Journalism had a bad week.To understand this, you need to understand the difference between a good horse and a bad reporter.
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May 15, 2025
Trump doesn’t need a Nobel Peace PrizeTrump deserves more than sullied recognition... he deserves a spot on Mt. Rushmore.
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May 13, 2025
U.S.-China trade dispute: Ding, ding, end of round oneAnd here’s how referee Schumer mistakenly scores it.
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May 12, 2025
Monday, MAGA Monday, can trust that dayA very propitious Monday morning, even in Trump Time.
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May 9, 2025
Forget the gorilla, Trump is a more formidable opponentA word to the wise if you’re thinking about going up against Trump: don’t.
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May 7, 2025
They talk too much, they never shut up—here’s a shut-up wish listWith Jerome Powell set to announce his decision on interest rates, I got to thinking about all the politicians from whom I’d love to never hear again.
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May 6, 2025
Don’t stop with Alcatraz; reopen McNeil Island in Washington StateThe prison is just as secure and much larger than Alcatraz.
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May 6, 2025
VE Day: Don’t keep calm and carry onWith VE Day celebrations in full swing, we’re reminded that the British WWII heroes deserve recognition.
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May 5, 2025
Tariffs: Look who’s blinking nowA precariously positioned China is discreetly saying “uncle” to Uncle Sam.
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May 4, 2025
Sovereignty trumps Journalism in the human race as well as the equine raceThe Kentucky Derby outcome wasn't just exciting; it was a metaphor for our times.
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May 2, 2025
Improving Cabinet meetingsPresident Trump has taken unprecedented action, including the public in administrative workings—here are a few suggestions on how to make it even better.
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April 29, 2025
Amazon’s swift return journey on tariff surcharge listingsHaving thought the idea over, Amazon quickly rethought the idea, and backed down.
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April 28, 2025
How to remove unruly leftists from Republican town hallsWhen leftist agitators engage in atrocious behavior that warrants expulsion, let’s oblige them by entangling them in a net as twisted and knotted as their temperament; no point in a bunch of wasteful paperwork to arrest them and make them martyrs!
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April 26, 2025
The mind-numbing, innovation-destroying DEI permeating Washington State government *UPDATED*I saw it from the inside, and it’s worse than you realize.
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April 24, 2025
Want more babies? Get HR off our backsDespite a gradual decline in “no fraternization” policies, employee ethos in many organizations is sensibly distrustful of HR departments abusing “catch-all” codes of conduct.
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April 16, 2025
What can we give Denmark for Greenland?Greenland’s destiny away from “Denmarkification” and toward Americanization seems to be unfolding inexorably.
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April 4, 2025
Tariffs: Trump, Nancy, and the chatbots (mostly) agreeIt would be negligent not to use AI as a sounding board.
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April 2, 2025
Wasting time is hard to do – leftists still manage itUltimately, time is our most precious resource, so what constitutes a true waste of it? Leftism does.
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March 29, 2025
Consumer Sentiment Survey: This too shall passConsumer sentiment numbers are being driven lower by a financial press that is littered with liberal naysayers.
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March 28, 2025
April 2nd: Liberation Day and Reconciliation Day don’t mixOne only wishes that mad Dems were also more lenient and adaptable -- alas, their behavior is just bizarre.
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March 25, 2025
Has Women’s History Month served its purpose?Next year, it’d be great if President Trump doesn’t issue the annual proclamation recognizing the Women's History Month.
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March 18, 2025
Miserable Dems at the Kennedy CenterThere’s been a shake-up at D.C.’s premier performing arts center. Democrats are in a state of apoplexy.
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March 15, 2025
Nvidia: The Vera and Fritz chipsAn underrated white male astrophysicist gets shortchanged by DEI.
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March 10, 2025
TDS belongs in the DSMAssiduously codifying TDS in the DSM will not only help diagnose the enlarged ranks of sufferers, but will benefit society as the Golden Age of America flourishes.
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March 8, 2025
Americans have already chosen their fighterIs there anything more toxic than demented Dem divas who are so uncomfortable in their own feminine skin that they assume an aggressive, masculine fighting stance?
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March 5, 2025
Dems at Trump's joint address to Congress: Sit on itDemocrats displayed their contempt for the little guy at this one.
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March 3, 2025
English -- it’s official!President Trump has signed many great, commonsense executive orders, and he just endorsed one of his best -- making English the official language of the U.S.
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February 27, 2025
Recite the Pledge of Allegiance at cabinet meetingsNo one is above reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
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February 25, 2025
Is Musk being aggressive enough?President Trump wants Musk to get more aggressive on DOGE cuts.
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February 22, 2025
A new name for a new James BondThe James Bond movie franchise is being shaken, and that is stirring up conjecture and controversy over its direction.
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February 4, 2025
Trump’s tariffs -- the pain is already subsidingPreliminary evidence is that tariff pain is dulled, and, at least so far, is worth the price.
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February 2, 2025
Have you considered annihilation by asteroid?Many factors come into play when one is considering the best moment to take Social Security benefits.
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January 29, 2025
Melania’s new portraitIn Melania’s latest official pose, it sure seems that she is dressing “en homme,” while enacting an unnatural, masculine stance.
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January 24, 2025
The new letter to add to Diversity, Inclusion, EquityLeftists won’t give up their sacred DIE cow without a fight.
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January 22, 2025
Mars is part of our Manifest DestinyAmerica is not only the last great hope of Earth, but the next great hope of Mars.
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January 19, 2025
Day One Shock and Awe? Slow down!Maybe let’s not have a full hundred executive orders signed on Trump’s first day.
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January 15, 2025
A toast to Pete HegsethWho has come out looking better: the future SecDef, or the intemperate senators who grilled him?
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January 10, 2025
Let's update world maps to reflect American greatnessSome tongue-in-cheek ideas for renaming places to make America great again.
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January 6, 2025
Soros and Hillary deserve Biden’s tainted medalsBiden is not worthy to decorate, for example, someone like Daniel Penny (subway savior).
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January 5, 2025
Administrative State bureaucrats: Teleworkers or Teletubbies?There seems to be a re-alignment in progress regarding which type of work gets the most respect.
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January 2, 2025
It’s MAGA TimeBiden’s worldline is about to end, at least as president, and thankfully, his open border and inflationary policies are reversible.
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December 31, 2024
Are the drones President Carter’s legacy?Perhaps the message Carter cast into the cosmos has indeed been intercepted.
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December 29, 2024
The Social Security Unfairness ActThe name of this bill is about as accurate as that of the Inflation Reduction Act.
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December 28, 2024
Here’s a New Year’s resolution for leftistsRather than paying lip-service to obligatory New Year’s resolutions, the leftists who really long for fellowship must resolve to turn over a new leaf.
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December 23, 2024
Move over Elon, VIC can be Speaker of the HouseArtificial intelligence certainly has more conciousness than much of Congress , so is it that much of a stretch?
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December 14, 2024
Better Days for Somerset HouseEvict the misguided artists and send the civil servants back.
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December 14, 2024
Here’s who else should return to the Oval OfficeSir Winston Churchill and Donald J. Trump share a number of attributes and attitudes.
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December 10, 2024
Google Cloud Vision describes the recent Trump-Macron handshakeHow to learn exactly what Google can extract from your photos.
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December 7, 2024
Trump effect: In the private sector, animal spirits are frolickingSeveral companies in the consumer discretionary sector just reported robust quarterly earnings. More importantly, they raised their outlooks.
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December 6, 2024
Safety First, DEI LastAmazon should not be coerced by some self-important, ladder-climbing leftist AG to put its employees in danger.
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November 30, 2024
In Wisconsin, distraught Dems scream at the lake. They should go jump in the lake insteadThey’re baaack: Loony leftists are disturbing the peace yet again.
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November 29, 2024
Here are the WOTY, POTY, SOTY and DOTY for 2024It’s the time of year to recognize the Word of the Year (WOTY), Person of the Year (POTY), Song of the Year (SOTY), and Dance of the Year (DOTY).
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November 27, 2024
SAF for AF1Contrary to Dem obfuscation, President Trump is not against clean energy.
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November 22, 2024
MAGA is manifestingIt’s the time of the year when cloistered, lexicographical twits foist their Words of the Year upon us.
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November 18, 2024
Dancing with TrumpAnyone who has managed to evade or escape the Left’s anti-American dogma cannot help but feel the MAGA reverberations and excitations.
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November 12, 2024
Where can the leftists go?It’s not surprising that many crying Kamala voters are threatening to relocate -- we’ve heard it all before from the whiners. What is surprising is where they want to move to.
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November 8, 2024
Lina Khan, Gary Gensler, and Rohit Chopra (for starters): You’re bloody fired!During the next few weeks, president-elect Donald J. Trump will be saying “you’re hired” as his transition team operates with businesslike efficiency; I hope he also utters the words “you’re fired” with equal rapidity.
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November 5, 2024
Quick thoughts as Election Day unfoldsThere are not yet enough data points to extrapolate a trend, but some early signs are positive for President Trump.
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November 4, 2024
Mind the (gender) gapAs the presidential campaign climaxes, divisive Kamala is determined to widen the gender gap — whereas Trump prefers unity.
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October 25, 2024
These are a few of our favorite thingsFrom our beloved pets to our selected drinks and gastronomic desires, some of America’s favorites — the things that bring simple, everyday pleasure and contentment — have been supplanted commensurate with invasions across our porous border.
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October 23, 2024
Inauguration Day 2025: Should there be time limits on hugs?Should President Trump win, a mega MAGA hug-fest will ensue, preferably only for ten seconds each because we have to get busy reclaiming our republic.
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October 20, 2024
Angry and unstable Kamala seems to need therapyIn my opinion, Kamala Harris exuberantly exhibits both transference and projection, and is in dire need of a good … therapy session.
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October 17, 2024
Kamala: Madam Vice President or Madam Cruella?Harris’s performance was so obviously awful that even a wishy-washy undecided voter would have no rational alternative but to come into the big MAGA tent.
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October 13, 2024
Kamala’s class is half fullMiddle-class or working-class? Depends on whom Kamala is talking to.
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October 10, 2024
DOJ gets it right (sort of) with GoogleSay what you will about the Department of Justice, but Google could use an attitude adjustment.
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October 9, 2024
Potential new wordsIt’s getting close to that time of year when the lefty lexicographers define their Word of the Year.
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October 6, 2024
Dealing with podcastsThere are a few activities outside the home that can be problematic when immersed in an intriguing podcast.
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October 5, 2024
Surprise! Huge job growth reported right before the electionIs it coincidence this report is so apparently favorable right before the election?
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October 2, 2024
Vance wiped the floor with Knucklehead WalzTampon Tim kept looking down, feverishly writing notes like a demonic Dem, only to occasionally look up with cartoonish expressions.
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September 30, 2024
Kamala’s idiopathic idiocyWhat the heck is wrong with Kamala Harris? Perhaps it’s more pathological than political.
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September 28, 2024
Trump’s authentic anger versus Kamala’s phony joyHarris’s fake joy is a euphemism for blissful ignorance.
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September 27, 2024
Here’s what to get leftists for ChristmasGiven the virtual nature of leftist’s worldviews, a VR headset may be an ideal present for them.
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September 26, 2024
Dogs don’t speak liberal gobbledygookReality is consistent, and a bunch of gobbledygook doesn’t get anyone very far.
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September 23, 2024
Catty DemocratsJD Vance was onto something when he quipped about the “childless cat ladies.”
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September 22, 2024
A great new ‘inclusive’ Olympic sportAfter all, we want everyone to feel welcomed, don’t we?
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September 18, 2024
Thank goodness Trump has the courage to be ‘dangerous’Hillary just refuses to go away.
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September 17, 2024
The second assassination attempt was not 'apparent'While the suspect needs to be proven guilty in accord with centuries of Western jurisprudence, that doesn’t mean the underlying crime was “apparent.”
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September 7, 2024
Deport illegals and alleviate housing shortage at same timeWe need to deport a bunch of illegal aliens. There are a bunch of freight containers not being used. There’s a shortage of cheap housing. Perhaps we can kill three birds with one stone.
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August 31, 2024
The spiel on Peter ThielJ.D. Vance is coaxing entrepreneur Peter Thiel to ‘get off the sidelines’ and back Trump, but it appears Thiel remains noncommittal.
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August 27, 2024
Demure Dames and DemsIt is possible something useful may emerge from TikTok: there’s a trend on the platform that encourages being demure.
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August 25, 2024
Dem-dominated professions are untrustworthyWhich political party dominates the more trustworthy jobs? And which one...doesn’t?
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August 22, 2024
Thirty percent confidence in Labor Department figuresBeing “accurate” to within 30% is good enough for government workers who compile labor statistics.
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August 20, 2024
New themes for the Dem conventionThe dour and joyless Democrat National Convention from dystopian Chicago is being inflicted upon us.
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August 17, 2024
Kamala’s economic plan: gouge corporate profitsKamala has unveiled her economic plan. Put the veil back on it, please.
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August 11, 2024
My practical Olympic medal tableConsidering all the sports with practical applications, here's how the U.S. is doing.
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August 8, 2024
Hug hypocrisy at the Olympic GamesIt’s refreshing to see a bit of camaraderie at the Olympics, but only where appropriate, otherwise it becomes meaningless.
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August 6, 2024
Olympics: Summon the nut jobsFor every “winner,” there are many more “losers.” Or are they?
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August 2, 2024
Olympics: Here’s who excels in ‘lying-down’ sportsAustralia is a nation with a strong sporting identity, but they seem to nurture unsporting behavior that undermines Olympism.
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July 23, 2024
Here’s the ‘George’ that Joe Biden is most likeThe conspirators who covered up Joe Biden’s lack of humanity, dignity, decency, and acuity now assert he is like George Washington?
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July 17, 2024
Biden's Bogus Accusations of 'Greedflation'With a Monday theme of “Make America Wealthy Once Again,” the economy remains a top issue at the RNC, and inflation a top economic issue.
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July 13, 2024
President Trump stands back up — not ‘defiant,’ but heroicLeftist media want to call Trump ‘defiant’ after the shots fired at his rally. But that’s not right at all.
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July 12, 2024
Joe's senility and the nuclear footballJoe Biden is a blubbering crybaby in the ultimate big-boy job.
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July 11, 2024
Trump proposes a golf matchBrilliant as ever, President Trump challenged Joe Biden to an 18-hole golf match.
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July 6, 2024
Some of the old PIIGS are now working harder than AmericansWould you ever have predicted hearing that Greeks work harder than Americans?
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July 4, 2024
Myths of the most consequential country in historyWhile rejoicing in our American birthright bequeathed to us by our brilliant Founders, in the cold light of day we can reflect on some of our founding myths.
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July 2, 2024
If Trump is an alley cat, then Biden is an alley ratWallowing in Dem desperation, the Biden camp is incessantly hurling insults at Trump to see what, if anything, resonates.
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June 28, 2024
Post-debate analysis: Biden has more than six handicapsThe lights were on – barely – but nobody was home. Just ghosts.
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June 25, 2024
Donald J. Trump Lunar South Pole Exclusive Economic ZoneThe current size of Congressman Greg Steube’s proposed Donald J. Trump Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States is formidable, but not the extensive extension that MAGA warrants.
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June 20, 2024
A Terrifying Combo: Biden and the Nuclear FootballThere are presidential military aides (representing the six branches of the armed forces) who trail the president with the Nuclear Football in hand.
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June 18, 2024
Homemakers are where the heart isMany girls are growing up without proper domesticity training.
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June 15, 2024
Dems inflicting elder abuseThe 15th of June is World Elder Abuse Awareness Day, but Dems aren’t paying heed.
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June 12, 2024
It’s not MAGA that’s a cultDemocrats want MAGA-supporters ‘deprogrammed,’ but look at how the donkeys themselves behave.
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June 6, 2024
Trump brings home the baconWhen former (future) president Trump discusses Biden’s inflation, he emphasizes the price of bacon.
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June 4, 2024
Trump or Demented Dems: who is really going to prison?Demented Dems are salivating at the perverted idea that Trump could go to prison.
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May 31, 2024
A meme for Biden: Let’s go!Desperate to reach disaffected young voters, the Biden campaign is recruiting a meme manager. Good luck with that.
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May 28, 2024
How liberal women frighten the bearsNot the forest, but a shrink’s clinic may be needed to transform their state-of-nature primal rage into civic sociability.
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May 21, 2024
Charging GOP bull will quash Dem bearPresidents like to take credit for positive economic developments over which they may have minimal influence.
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May 16, 2024
Trump should not shake hands with Joe BidenTwo presidential debates have been agreed to. Zero handshakes would be ideal.
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May 13, 2024
State and City livability rankings are askewGiven the density of population in cities relative to rural areas, one might expect that city rankings would converge with their state’s ranking.
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May 8, 2024
Dog lovers: No to NoemRarely do commonsense conservatives agree with unhinged leftists, but there is widespread, bipartisan, if you will, condemnation of Kristi Noem’s cruelty to animals.
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May 7, 2024
AI can’t become a lazy boy (or girl) jobAI engineers are whining about burnout as they develop the transformative technology.
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May 2, 2024
The future is female (robots)?The men who design and build artificial intelligence bots seem to prefer them in a female form.
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April 24, 2024
Tree Equity Is TrivialIf green-hearted leftists really care about minorities’ comfort, they could more profitably focus their energy elsewhere.
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April 12, 2024
More evidence of anti-white bias at GoogleFollowing Google’s anti-white Gemini debacle, no one in their right minds needs convincing of their discriminatory practices anymore.
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April 10, 2024
Trump’s blackbody eclipseTrump is not permanently enveloping America in darkness, but is warming her up for the second Trump coming during a phase of creative destruction.
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April 6, 2024
Owl EquityMultitudes of barred owls are scheduled to DIE partly because of anthropocentric notions of DEI, promulgated by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
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March 28, 2024
Being non compos mentis, Biden is unfit to voteIn some respects, we have an unsound electoral system: an idiot can run for our highest public office, but be unfit to vote for himself.
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March 21, 2024
Why are American youths so unhappy?At least that’s what a new Gallup survey is causing people to ask. Maybe it’s that they love socialism so much.
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March 18, 2024
Dems: Roads, Trees, Dogs, Cameras, and the Outdoors are RacistOne way Dems are desperately trying to cement their cobbled coalition is by fostering race-based jealousy and disillusionment.
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March 13, 2024
Viewer discretion is advisedAmericans deserve a content warning when weird, woke content is about to invade their screens.
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March 8, 2024
Joe Biden is like Davros from Doctor WhoLast night’s SOTU exhibited an “angry, mentally disturbed” villain — and then it hit me — the man at the podium is eerily similar to the diabolical emperor of the Daleks.
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March 7, 2024
The lunatic is in Biden’s headWith Trump bringing decency back to the White House, Biden will wither on the “Dark Side of the Moon.”
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February 25, 2024
Trump: Enlightenment Now!Republicans mustn’t cave to a misguided sense of etiquette. Vote for the guy who fights!
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February 22, 2024
Google's new AI program, Gemini, is racist -- against whitesAmazing what comes up when one does a search for 'Viking.'
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February 20, 2024
Gen Z: Zombies or Zoned-in?A plethora of evidence supports the notion that Gen Z’s social skills are largely underdeveloped, creating a generation-wide sense of discontentment. The solution? Put down social media.
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February 15, 2024
DEI will self-destruct: Elections are comingSoul-destroying and spirit-sapping DEI initiatives, absent ability and talent, sow the seeds of their own destruction. The Peter Principle -- and the Dilbert Principle -- are both at work here.
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February 8, 2024
Make the U.S. citizenship test harderOn top of mass deportations, let’s hope President Trump raises the bar (again) on the citizenship test.
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February 3, 2024
In Biden’s case, age doesn’t beget wisdom; it begets idiocyWhen one adds dementia to a brain that’s long proven itself to be foolish, ignorant, and unprincipled, nothing good can happen.
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January 26, 2024
The Doomsday Clock is still brokenThe Bulletin of Atomic Scientist has put out their Doomsday Clock .... and here are the problems.
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January 22, 2024
Antitrust law: Stupid is as stupid doesIf the regulatory harassers have their way, Spirit Airline's “unique, low-price model” may become extinct.
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January 15, 2024
Take Your Government Job and Shove ItThe federal government is the top job creator, which isn’t job creation, but job subsidization.
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December 31, 2023
Female referees don’t belong in men’s soccerWho came up with this latest serving of DIE nonsense?
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December 22, 2023
2023’s Man of the YearTime Magazine wants Taylor Swift. Here’s a better candidate.
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December 8, 2023
Time for Christie to exit stage leftWednesday night’s debate showed just how much establishment characters hate Donald Trump.
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November 18, 2023
Where is the loyalty of some of our congressmen?It’s hard to be pro-Hamas and also pro-America at the same time.
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November 9, 2023
Send declining America back to the futureIf things weren't so bad now, we wouldn't need to look to the past.
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October 28, 2023
Phrases that grateThe lexicographical leftists will soon be bombarding us with their ill-chosen word(s) of the year.
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October 19, 2023
It’s 3 AM — Who Gets the Call?It really shouldn’t be Joe Biden. Or, frankly, any other one single person.
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October 9, 2023
Democrats: Americans have 'too much freedom'Many of today’s demented Dems are not particularly fond of the truth or freedom.
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September 29, 2023
Donald Duck ‘Trumps’ Porky PigChris Christie stands little chance of winning, but continues to debase the debate.
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September 1, 2023
A kiss is just a kissAre we going to see another man’s professional life derailed over no big deal?
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August 25, 2023
A government as good as our peoplePartially due to the unsatisfactory quality of today’s youth, we have stumbled upon a government as bad as much of its electorate.
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August 19, 2023
Toxic Barbie Takes a Road TripLet's chaperone our girl on a coast-to-coast trip that will enlighten her about the benefits of so-called toxic masculinity.
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August 9, 2023
That's a wrap for RapinoeEven without the retiring Rapinoe, the only 'increased investment' the USWNT deserves is educational.
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August 6, 2023
On a Neurological Level, Can Liberals Adapt?I’m often struck by the lackluster liberals’ laziness and lack of curiosity. Maybe that has something to do with liberalism itself.
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July 29, 2023
Rapinoe and company: thanks for not singing our national anthemOne way to judge America is by the enemies she has made.
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July 20, 2023
Why Women's Soccer Teams are OverpaidThe Women’s World Cup (soccer) is upon us, and we’re in for weeks of mind-numbing commentary by browbeaten weenies who gloss over the ladies’ athletic inadequacies, but gush over their strategies.
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July 13, 2023
Musk’s Suffrage Stance is InsufferableMusk is right about the need to purge our bloated voting rolls. However, asserting that the childless have little stake in the future is irresponsible and intellectually lazy.
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July 8, 2023
Fake Media Promote the Bigotry of Low ExpectationsOur society has been infected with systemic wokeism.
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June 30, 2023
Biden inflicts elder abuseInfirm Joe Biden is inflicting abuse on the country, particularly elders.
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June 23, 2023
Conservative women are lovelier than liberal womenThe A.I.s agree: conservative women are far more attractive.
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June 3, 2023
Neuralink Chips to Thwart Lying PoliticiansFrom the demented to the mendacious, Democrat office-runners across the fruited plain could benefit from a good ol' chip to the brain.
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May 24, 2023
Voting age: 25 is the new 18Life is already challenging for the precious snowflakes, so we shouldn't impose upon them the requisite due diligence of examining campaign issues, candidate positions, and voting materials.
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May 14, 2023
Joe Biden needs a therapy dogIt doesn't seem as though any other kind of dog likes him very much.
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May 4, 2023
Biden needs Lilly's new Alzheimer's treatmentBiden's mental deterioration represents a pressing sense of urgency. He needs treatment — now.
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April 1, 2023
The Dangers of Hiring Retirees to Drive School BusesIf school districts are so desperate to coax retirees back, they must insist on more stringent, and frequent, physical and performance tests.
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March 24, 2023
Law enforcement, not “self-enforcement,” is needed to curtail traffic accidentsAs the nation’s roads get increasingly dangerous, ideologically driven politicos and bureaucrats resolutely ignore the obvious solution.
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March 11, 2023
Politicians and the Problems of AgeIs it ageist to cajole politicians over a certain age to submit to a mental competency test?
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March 4, 2023
Are These Really the Happiest Cities?Upon closer inspection, something seems a bit off about this list....
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February 27, 2023
Biden must go gentle into that good nightFor it to be 'morning again in America,' Joe Biden must ignore Dylan Thomas exhortation and go gentle into that good night.
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February 20, 2023
Tiger's little jokeThe worst golfer on the PGA is probably better than the best golfer on the LPGA.
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February 14, 2023
Neutralizing the leftist ChatGPTThe conversationalist chatbot ChatGPT generates artificial intelligence in a degenerate fashion.
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February 6, 2023
'Democrat Leadership' is an OxymoronNo wonder government and poor leadership far outranks even inflation and immigration as our most pressing problem.
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January 24, 2023
Artificial Intelligence: Scary Good or Bad?Just imagine if a HAL-like system, as depicted in 2001: A Space Odyssey, decides to take over an autonomous weapon system, or agitate a nuclear-tipped missile otherwise well-behaved in its cozy silo.
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January 6, 2023
Porky Politicians Love Their Names Too MuchAs long as we're naming airports after worthless politicians, why don't we do it right?
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December 22, 2022
Orwellian Language and Democrat DoublethinkOur Founders obviously abhorred the tyranny of the majority, or mob rule, but that is often what we get from those who spout that “democracy is on the ballot.”
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December 10, 2022
Dementia: 2022's Word of the YearImpaired cognitive functioning has turned into a serious problem with today's elderly polticians.
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November 12, 2022
The inequality of luckThe Democrats’ beloved Affirmative Action programs ignore the single biggest factor in success: luck, especially luck augmented with a little something extra.
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October 9, 2022
The Worst Places to Live in the USMoney Magazine recently released its list of the best places to live in the U.S. They are very...diverse.
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September 4, 2022
Soft soccerIt seems that woke soccer commentators are imbued with gender studies sensibilities.
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August 31, 2022
Honor the knightsThe queen's knights are deserving of the respect they have earned.
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April 9, 2022
Time to Recalibrate the Doomsday ClockWith a sociopath in the Kremlin and an imbecile in the W.H., the old clock doesn't seem to be right even twice a day.
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February 24, 2022
Presidential candidates need cognitive testingWould Joe Biden have raised his hand for it at the candidate debates, the way he did for illegal alien health care?
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February 8, 2022
Democrats live in an alternate universeEven the laws of physics must be suspended in order for Democrat plans and worldviews to make sense.
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January 20, 2022
Microsoft Word's spellchecker goes wokeIf you're thinking of writing "master," for example, woke Word will suggest you use "expert" instead.
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January 5, 2022
The Biden administration won't like a new list of 'Banished Words' put out for 2022A romp through a university's compendium of most detested phrases of 2022 often leads to the Biden White House.
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December 12, 2021
Biden’s political mutationsI miss the self-quarantining Bunker Biden, who was less contagious; by contrast, this highly mutated version has become a super-spreader of the progressive plague, albeit a groggy one
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November 28, 2021
Woke HR policies are not good for natural sexWokester human resources policies around transgenderism have a funny way of contradicting themselves.
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October 14, 2021
For Investors, There Are Worse Things Than Insider TradingSure, Wall Street is slightly rigged, but that’s better than tired trustees or busybody bureaucrats supplanting current corporate governance.
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September 22, 2021
Idle hands do the devilish Dems' workThe hardest working states, as measured by WalletHub, are predominantly Republican. Indeed, the rudest cities are run by rude Dems; so, too, the most dangerous. The least friendly states, as ranked by Big Seven Travel, are liberal places. Highest crime rates? You guessed it.
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September 10, 2021
Identifying unconscious bias is unconscionableAt my Washington State executive agency, we're supposed to identify our unconscious bias. Uh-huh.
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July 27, 2021
Living with the Achievement GapDespite American Privilege, despite affirmative action, despite a multitude of DEI programs, despite massive assistance to help the needy, there remains an achievement gap.
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June 22, 2021
Word Up: Liberal Linguistic LunacyUnder Nancy Pelosi’s misguided direction, the House proposed word changes to gender-specific roles.
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May 23, 2021
Dim Dems Dance with the DemonsThere’s not much reason, compassion, or empathy sloshing around in there, so hate and cancellation fill the void.
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April 11, 2021
Philip: A precious prince consortConsidering that much of the overseas commonwealths have voted to stay with the U.K. monarchy, it likely has much to do with the dignity of royal family members such as Prince Philip.
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March 6, 2021
Washington State mollycoddles workers who refuse to learn EnglishAmid a state hiring freeze, Washington state still finds cash to enable workers who haven't learned English.
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January 29, 2021
Blue-staters flee blue-state policies...and then vote for them againA horde of liberal big-city transplants are turning Georgia, Arizona, and other red-state holdouts blue.
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December 28, 2020
Jay Inslee's Diversity DogmaJay Inslee's Diversity, Equity and Inclusion dogma puts him on a collision course with Washington state's voters.
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November 9, 2020
Republican unity will breed successOnce the “honeymoon” is over, Biden won’t be able to control the savage zombies in his party.
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September 6, 2020
Dismal Liberal DiversityThere is overwhelming evidence of an inverse relationship between divisive diversity mandates and happiness.
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July 18, 2020
Don't Cancel Our National AnthemCancel-culture villains are proposing communist Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Land" to replace "The Star-Spangled Banner."
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April 19, 2020
Zombie stimulus checksMillions of dead people are getting them… and somehow managing to cash them.
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March 30, 2020
Should the US call retired health care workers back into service to fight COVID-19?Our health care workers are absolutely indispensable. And there may not be enough of them.
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February 29, 2020
Impermanent aliens?Legal residents with green cards should strive to become U.S. citizens. Now that the public charge ruling is in place, maybe they will do that.
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January 24, 2020
Feminists May Succeed Where Blofeld Failed – Killing James BondBond may soon become an effete metrosexual, a fate worse than Goldfinger and Blofeld combined could have contrived.
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January 6, 2020
Guess Who Runs the Rudest Cities in AmericaLooking at the data, it just jumps out at you.
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December 18, 2019
Illegals and the American BirthrightRather than remake our great country in the image of Latin America, let's rejoice in the national treasures the Founders bequeathed to us.
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December 1, 2019
How the Democrats failThe Dem base would undo an election, effectively overturning our republic, in order to institute an obsolete system that dictates to the proletariat while not even providing bread and circuses.
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November 3, 2019
Latin loving quid-pro-quo lefties need to be fair to TrumpTime for impeachment-crazed Democrats to bone up on their Latin...and also get a grip.
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October 11, 2019
Republican Versus Democratic OccupationsThere are some predictable correlations between a person’s occupation and their political party affiliation.
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June 25, 2019
June ‘Pride Month’ in government officesIf diversity in the workforce means anything, surely it is tolerating a range of values without imposing one group’s sensibilities upon less favored groups.
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June 15, 2019
At the Women's World Cup in France, toxic femininity is on displayI've witnessed overly competitive parents abusing coaches and referees on behalf of their brats, and this display by the U.S. women makes me wonder what the soccer moms were up to all those years.
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May 28, 2019
Dumb and Mean Democrats Lack American ConsciousnessMisguided, they concoct one miscarriage of justice after another in order to obstruct.
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April 26, 2019
Obstructionist Dems are like zombiesWhat distinguishes obstructionist Dems from zombies? Not much!
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March 25, 2019
For Good Times, Abolish Socialism, Not BillionairesIf social justice warriors relished evidence-based research, they'd realize that economic growth lifts everybody in absolute terms.
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January 24, 2019
The American Psychological Association and Toxic FemininityPerhaps the shrinks could find a better use of their time than demonizing all men.
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November 24, 2018
Liberals Have Gone MentalModern liberalism is diseased. It is wrought by mental maladies exacerbated by postmodernism's delusional insistence that empirical facts are figments of white male rule.
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September 6, 2018
Mindfulness and Mindless LiberalsWe are told that Trump-haters are seeking solace in mindfulness meditation, using faddish apps of dubious efficacy.
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June 26, 2018
The Greatest Anthem is Not Being Played at the World CupWhen you see how proud the soccer stars are of their anthems, you have to wonder why our football players so disrespect the USA's.
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May 27, 2018
Leave the Olympic National Park's Mountain Goats AloneWashington's plan concocted to relocate mountain goats is more atrocious than judicious.
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April 8, 2018
The Diversity Umbrella Is Full. Illegal Aliens Can't Fit.Washington State is now a test case to show why we're not the United Nations.
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March 18, 2018
US Paralympians exemplify America's greatnessA nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its most vulnerable members.
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March 5, 2018
The Democrats as Russian Dupes, 2018 EditionNo wonder the Russian meddlers are laughing. The Dems are wittingly colluding in sowing discord against a mutual enemy: the United States.
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January 21, 2018
Politics: It's a mad, mad, mad, mad worldLiberals, especially in the media, really went off the deep end last week. On to the midterms!
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January 2, 2018
Anti-Trump Zealots Require More Than a Calmness AppIs there some way to stop the left from attacking robots?
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December 19, 2017
The 2017 Acronym of the Year: COVFEFEPresident Trump was very clever in unveiling COVFEFE.
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December 12, 2017
Forget the rest: Here's the best candidate for 'Word of the Year'Dictionary.com chose "complicit." Cambridge Dictionary chose "populism." No, no, no – there's a better one.
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November 21, 2017
Time to Give Thanks to White MalesEven as many nations sitting on vast natural resources contrive to flounder under endemic corruption, a generous America gives mountains of aid at home and abroad.
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September 20, 2017
Best places to live tend conservativeMoney Magazine has a new survey out that should chagrin liberals.
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September 13, 2017
The Left Has Corrupted and Weaponized Academic ResearchAnd it's not going to end well for the leftists.
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August 19, 2017
How Workplace Zero Tolerance FailsUnwavering obedience to zero tolerance is unwise, since it undermines reasoning in inherently complex personnel issues.
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July 21, 2017
Sick of your Congressman? Elect a VeteranMaybe then we can finally have a do-something Congress.
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July 2, 2017
Make America poetic againJFK: "If more politicians knew poetry, and more poets knew politics, I am convinced the world would be a better place."
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June 14, 2017
Google Doodles: Don't be white or too famousThe illustrations shown on Google's home page tend to downplay American exceptionalism – even the ones shown in the United States.
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May 21, 2017
You've got to know when to bowPresident Trump was smart not to bow to the Saudi king. But there is one potentate he might consider bowing to.
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April 14, 2017
Student Tests Should Recognize the Plasticity of GiftednessGifted education is often rife with elitism. Here is a suggestion on how to fix that.
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February 22, 2017
Protecting Jury ImpartialityJury integrity may actually be undermined when courts take a proactive approach to ensuring that jury pools constitute a representative cross-segment of the community.
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January 9, 2017
Presidential politics: 60 is the new 35It’s the constitutional age requirement to serve as president of the United States. Since the framers’ 35 would be much older today when adjusted for longer lifespans, it’s too young.
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December 28, 2016
The 2016 word of the year: And the winner is...Not what the liberals at dictionary.com and Merriam-Webster chose. No, a good one.
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December 20, 2016
An antidote to Post-Election Stress TraumaHere's a hint: it has nothing to do with going to Canada.
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November 9, 2016
For the sake of change, block 'burrowing' civil servantsPolitical appointees converting to career civil servants blocks needed reforms.
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September 27, 2016
Lights, Camera... Romance!When it comes to movies, men really are from Mars, women from Venus.
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September 6, 2016
Conservative Values Lead to HappinessHappiness ensues from contributing to society, but profligate liberals would rather pursue happiness for self-gratification.
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August 20, 2016
The Thrill of Victory, the Agony of defeat, and Just Showing Up at the OlympicsIronically, the Olympic Spirit is imbued with the principle that, “[t]he important thing is not to win, but to take part.”
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August 2, 2016
Hillary's AbsurdismHillary will say anything to get elected, and she has trained an agile memory to protect her web of deceit.
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July 6, 2016
No Laughing Matter: Commit HillaryIf the eyes are the window to the soul, then maybe laughter is the periscope of our submerged subconscious. Judging by her impulsive cackling fits, Hillary's is riddled with torment.
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June 2, 2016
Google Assistant and PCIn the real world, personal assistant and administrative assistant positions provide cushy employment for many people, mostly women.
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May 12, 2016
Google Doodles: Redrawing American HistoryGoogle’s Doodles aren’t absentminded; they aren’t even spontaneous fun. They don’t celebrate our religious holidays with relish nor emphasize our American luminaries. They are deliberate, agenda-driven, social action propaganda.
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April 23, 2016
Celebrate Earned InequalityThe Democrats-cum-socialists don’t respect that most rich Americans generate societal wealth that far exceeds their compensation
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March 27, 2016
Soccer Clichés: Game On, Mute OnSoccer is a beautiful game, but the commentary is just unbearable. Here are a few examples.
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January 13, 2016
Capitalism: the Worst System -- Except for all the RestCapitalism does not always further the public good; but socialism, in all its guises, is downright antagonistic toward competition and meritocracy.
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December 14, 2015
Radical Terrorism is not a Fairy TaleIf our government is lost in the Twilight Zone, then Secretary of State John Kerry is Rod Serling.
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November 30, 2015
How to Be a Racist in Health ResearchThere's a trend in health research organizations to uncover subtle and unconscious racism. Who are the real racists here?
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October 13, 2015
Thanks for the Last Best Hope on EarthThrough American imagination, invention, illumination, and industry, we’ve wrestled comfort and plenty from an unforgiving world.
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August 27, 2015
Tech Jobs and Female PrivilegeOverall, women received 18 percent of Computer and Information Sciences undergraduate degree recipients in 2013, yet were 26% of the computing workforce in 2014 (PDF). Women make up 30% of the workforce at tech giant Apple.
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August 3, 2015
Psychopathy in the White HouseThe Dark Triad consists of narcissism, Machiavellianism and psychopathy, and it turns out Obama is riddled with all three, especially the darkest category -- psychopathy.
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July 4, 2015
America: Shining City upon a HillEven if it elicits unpopularity abroad from those who prefer that Obama bow and be diffident, America will overcome his disastrous presidency.
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April 25, 2015
Youth Won't be Wasted on the OldNot only is human lifespan inexorably increasing, so too is health span. The political consequences are profound, and in some cases counterintuitive.
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March 27, 2015
Submit collective bargaining for government worker unions to public scrutinyBy the time taxpayers discover that they’re saddled with exorbitant bills it’s already a fait accompli
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February 21, 2015
Lies, Damn Lies, and Obama LiesWhereas many presidential lies protect us; Obama lies are protecting our enemies: ISIS marches on; Iran gets closer to the bomb as Obama rejects calls for more sanctions.
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January 12, 2015
Renew the Patriot ActWith the Patriot Act renewed, providing flexibility in balancing security with freedom, America will win the third wave of the jihadist war against us.
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December 16, 2014
American PrivilegeAmerican privilege ensures that even our poor probably live better than kings and queens of yesteryear, and certainly better than most of the world’s population today.
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November 7, 2014
Obama: An Insufferable PESTEven to the novice, it was clear that President Obama exhibited symptoms of Post-Election Stress Trauma at a White House press conference Wednesday.
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September 9, 2014
Immigrants Need Official EnglishAmerica is becoming officially multilingual, funneling immigrants down the slow lane into squalid tunnels of dependency with no light at the end.
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July 8, 2014
Sex and Politics in the WorkplaceIt’s hard to deny that events that portray unequal rights for LGBT, such as denying gay “spouses” social security benefits, serve a personal interest.
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May 26, 2014
Parking among the LiberalsThe cars in state agency facilities are crude-guzzling rude bullies.
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February 15, 2014
Oblige Government to Control ItselfIt's no coincidence that those who perpetrate government malfeasance discount our Constitution.
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November 9, 2013
Abusing Equal Opportunity in the MilitaryMilitary policy purports to espouse equal opportunity while it perpetrates reverse discrimination.
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October 5, 2013
The Tea Party is ColorblindCharges of racism are the last refuge of liberal elitist bigotry.
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August 10, 2013
Barred versus Spotted Owls: Humans in No Position to Contradict NatureWhere are all the Darwinists calling for "survival of the fittest" in Colorado?
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March 8, 2013
The Virtues of CompromiseCompromise encourages wider participation and engenders goodwill. Through compromise, we strike a balance between competing interests and achieve cohesion in an otherwise pluralistic society.
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November 14, 2012
Ideas and Demographics Favor RepublicansSome solace for conservatives (and bad news for liberals): the fastest-growing demographics in the United States lean right.
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October 8, 2012
Political Yard Signs Tell More Than a Candidate's NameI was starting to notice a pattern: most political signs on well maintained properties were for Republican candidates.
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August 13, 2012
London Olympics now a memoryDuring the London Olympic Games of 2012, there have been more spontaneous outbreaks of sportsmanship than usual
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February 18, 2012
Sexy SportsFeminists are getting their panties in a twist because women's sports garner more attention by costuming beautiful athletes in sexy garb.
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August 29, 2011
Tighten the Web on Flash MobsWe sometimes need to give up a bit of freedom for security, including restricting social networking sites that facilitate violence and general mayhem.
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March 5, 2011
A Requiem for MulticulturalismLike a pariah sucking the blood from its host, multiculturalism often latches onto the righteous aims of true diversity.
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October 19, 2005
Across the pond, they're flying over the cuckoo's nest