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March 23, 2015
Jeb Bush's immigration 'act of love'Remember when Jeb Bush said illegal immigration is an "act of love"?
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March 23, 2015
Ted Cruz's policy positionsNow that Ted Cruz has decided to run for president, he is the first one with a website that actually states his policy positions.
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March 21, 2015
Monica Lewinsky speaks out on cyber-bullying; silent on adultery, sexual predatorsThe liberal media are now treating her like a returning hero.
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March 21, 2015
California spending drought money to prepare for floodingBecause...global warming, or something.
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March 20, 2015
Megyn Kelly: Let's import more followers of sharia lawHas she thought of how she'd look in a burka?
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March 20, 2015
John Kasich says he's more conservative than Scott Walker"I think I have the right to define what conservatism is."
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March 20, 2015
Is it racist when white cop shoots violent black who is high as a kite?Police heard reports about a violent person, out of control.
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March 17, 2015
Which candidates are Evangelicals leaning toward?Encouraging news for Cruz and Jindal?
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March 17, 2015
Transgendered ISIS soldiers running faster than mascaraCaptured ISIS soldiers discovered wearing bras...?
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March 16, 2015
Ted Cruz calls for liquidating the IRS in New HampshireRefuses to criticize his rival.
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March 15, 2015
Barney Frank releases book describing how he made historyFair warning – a "hot bottom" is mentioned.
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March 15, 2015
Scott Walker: My many changes in positions are not flip-floppingA rose by any other name...
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March 14, 2015
Rand Paul woos blacks by offering to hide criminal recordsAs if all blacks were criminals, or else that were all they care about.
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March 14, 2015
James Bond movie plot changed to please Mexican govt.Kind of neuters James Bond, doesn't it?
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March 13, 2015
Gordon Brown makes strong argument for Britain to leave EUGranted, the former U.K. prime minister intended to do exactly the opposite.
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March 10, 2015
Which Democrat could run against Hillary Clinton?Hillary, an ex-professor, a socialist, a party hack, and a wild man with a gun. That's the Dems lineup for 2016.
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March 10, 2015
Facebook's Sandberg: Men are inferior to womenWell-adjusted women don't need to assert this.
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March 10, 2015
How might Hillary Clinton launder money?Does this seem outside the realm of possibility for the clean-as-can-be former secretary of state?
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March 8, 2015
NYC to keep track of Puerto Ricans at the Bronx ZooPart of continuing efforts to balkanize people by race, sex, and class.
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March 8, 2015
Which GOP candidate won the Iowa Ag Summit?How the potential presidential candidates (and Lindsey Graham, for some reason) stack up on ethanol.
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March 7, 2015
Utah GOP bill grants special rights to Bisexuals and TransvestitesForcing another's lifestyle on us.
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March 7, 2015
Pampered Adulteress Sues Top Venture Capital Firm For Sex DiscriminationLife in the elite fast lane.
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March 6, 2015
If you care about global hunger, cut down the Brazilian RainforestVox, the leftist site that claims to explain the news, is whining about renewed deforestation of the rain forest in Brazil.
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March 6, 2015
Watch libs scream when their pet industries get regulatedYoga trainers up in arms about government intrusiveness.
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March 6, 2015
HuffPo: Feminism is cleaning toilets and sex talk with strangersThe Huffington Post ran an unintentionally hilarious agit/prop piece by a thoroughly whipped man describing his joy at living with a feminist lady.
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March 5, 2015
Why the Supreme Court will uphold Obamacare againMeanwhile the Republicans have been busy stitching white flags in the off chance they actually win the case.
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March 4, 2015
End aid to Iraq and the Syrian 'moderate' oppositionAmerica should not aid Islamic radicals fighting the Islamic State (who are also Islamic radicals).
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March 4, 2015
Is Scott Walker a budget surrender monkey?Some disconcerting material in an answer to what should have been an easy question.
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March 3, 2015
How to interpret Scott Walker's evolution on amnestyPlus a quiz to determine whether your favorite candidate can be relied on to secure our border.
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March 3, 2015
Why Ted Cruz is constitutionally qualified to be presidentAnd why, moreover, he may be the best man on the Republican bench.
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March 2, 2015
We need a president with 'executive experience' (like Carter and Bush?)Although the Executive Branch is technically charged with managing millions of employees, it is actually the cabinet-level officers and those beneath them who do the managing.
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March 2, 2015
Silicon Valley fights sexism by treating women as mentally infirmAre women able to handle a stressful, competitive work environment without being coddled?
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March 1, 2015
Which Republican presidential candidates support amnesty?In fact, there's only one who opposes it. Can you guess who?
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February 28, 2015
Google wants to build dangerous energy wasting, domed cityCrude work spaces for expendable, interchangeable, futuristic worker bees.
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February 28, 2015
Why Conservatives Will Miss Mr. SpockSpock's conservative values more often than not saved the day.
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February 27, 2015
How would you feel if your Nordstrom saleswoman wore a burqa?Abercrombie & Fitch gets sued for having a dress code.
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February 27, 2015
How to write a compelling illegal alien sob storyThe New York Times gets some tips on pulling the heartstrings when writing illegal alien sob stories.
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February 26, 2015
How gun control is causing another European HolocaustIf you're living in America, you're next.
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February 26, 2015
WashPost: Global warming tides will carry screaming Eskimos out to seaPolar bears no longer inspiring enough sympathy?
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February 25, 2015
Please Support (but don't vote) For Marco Rubio For PresidentRunning him for president may be our only chance to get him out of the U.S. Senate.
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February 25, 2015
Hillary: I should be president because I have lady partsFinally figured out a compelling reason why people should elect her president.
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February 24, 2015
NYT spotlights jobs illegals are taking from AmericansSympathetically, of course.
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February 24, 2015
Black Mr. Gay teaches new guilt theory to liberal white kidsYou couldn't come up with a better name for a "diversity trainer."
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February 23, 2015
It's 'bad etiquette' to thank veterans for their serviceSo says the New York Times.
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February 23, 2015
NYT finds New Yorkers love micro-apartmentsNext in the Food section: Soylent Green appetizers.
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February 22, 2015
Illegal Aliens Unhappy with Shortage of Bilingual DoctorsDon't you hate it when you invade another country and when you seek out free medical care, they don't speak your language???
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February 22, 2015
Hillary Clinton Investigating self, Reports Shocking DiscoveriesShe'll need Holmes, Marlowe, and Spade for this one.
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February 21, 2015
Would you allow yourself to be groped to fight global warming?Los Angeles mass transit riders go through hell to save us all.
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February 20, 2015
Harvard Study: Women are Better LegislatorsA study that assumes that more legislation is better legislation.
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February 19, 2015
How to Teach Kids about Socialism...if you want to risk an arrest for child abuse.
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February 19, 2015
NYT: ISIS getting Arab Recruits who are Sexually RepressedDemented, murderous terrorists are also sex pervs. Who'da thunk it?
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February 17, 2015
Illegal aliens complaining about life in suburbiaIt can be tough getting around a country you're not supposed to be in.
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February 16, 2015
Florida considering law banning men from Women's BathroomsDid you ever notice how when the left does something radical, and the right tries to reverse it, it is the right that is called radical?
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February 16, 2015
How did the Internet Survive so long without .lgbt Domains?Now that we have an LGBT domain, why don't we have one for minorities?
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February 15, 2015
Islamic State Expanding Rapidly within a Certain Religious GroupApart from a few misguided American girls, terrorism recruits come from one particular religious background -- but you'll have to guess which one.
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February 14, 2015
Guns on Campus?People who are 18 are considered mature enough to vote, but not mature enough to have handguns on campus.
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February 14, 2015
Media welcomes first Bisexual Governor with Open ArmsYou're going to hear nothing but the "B" word for the next few weeks.
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February 13, 2015
$30 million to open an existing lane on a bridge?The next time the leftists cry about the need to spend money on "crumbling bridges and roads", keep in mind the incredible waste.
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February 12, 2015
Illegal Aliens should go back into the ShadowsNew Mexico thinks twice about giving illegals drivers licences.
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February 12, 2015
#MuslimLivesMatterSometimes...but only if they're killed by Christians Americans.
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February 10, 2015
The Authoritative Hispanic View of Global WarmingIf global warming is really their chief concern, then Latinos should be against amnesty.
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February 8, 2015
Lib Media: 'Kansas is Melting!!!'Extra!!! Government has no right to cut spending to balance the budget!
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February 7, 2015
Stop giving affirmative action to women in Silicon ValleyAre women so fragile that they can't cut it without a shoulder to cry on?
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February 5, 2015
Jeb Bush: We will lose our liberties if we control the borderJeb Bush made a series of astonishing remarks about immigration Wednesday. Actually, his comments were not so much about immigration as they were about illegal aliens.
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February 4, 2015
Scott Walker to U. Wisconsin faculty: Work more than 14 hours a weekUniversity of Wisconsin academics howling about a 5% (at most) budget cut.
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February 4, 2015
The GOP view on hand-washing in restaurantsNot the best way to make the case for limited government.
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February 3, 2015
How to Make Young People ConservativeHow do we make conservatism marketable to the youth? We should tell them the following.
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February 2, 2015
Politico high on Rand Paul pot policyLighting up the debate on pot decriminalization is none other than Rand Paul.
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February 2, 2015
Obama vows to reduce income inequality (and economy)Less believable than Game of Thrones.
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January 31, 2015
NYT: Even Republicans fear global warming!The classic way that the Left shifts public opinion; they cook up a poll, produce results they like, and then use it as a club to make whatever they want.
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January 28, 2015
Republican governors raising taxes, media applaudsIt's not "raising taxes"; it's "saving resources" and "modernizing the revenue stream"!
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January 27, 2015
Rich people upset about being richThe one thing wealthy people can do if they are upset about income inequality.
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January 26, 2015
The Earth will be destroyed in 3 minutesIt's getting harder and harder to get attention for the Bulletin of Atiomic Scientists' little clock.
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January 26, 2015
Devaluing a leftist code wordSenate Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights, and Human Rights is now known as the Senate Subcommitee on the Constitution.
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January 22, 2015
US Senate declares that the climate does changeThe US Senate has voted almost unanimously (98-1) that climate change is real. What a relief! I thought the ice age might have been an internet hoax.
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January 22, 2015
Andrew Cuomo's Plan For New York StateLike a vampire, Cuomo's tax rates are slowly sucking the life out of the taxpayers to feed his ghoulish bureaucrats and zombie-like welfare recipients.
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January 21, 2015
In blow to consumers, limit on debit card fees upheldThe cost of doing business for banks just went up.
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January 21, 2015
Newspaper in trouble for calling illegal immigrants 'illegal immigrants'Protests erupt, and newspaper office vandalized.
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January 19, 2015
NYT: Tweet lazy students to get them to apply to collegeTweet this piece to a college student.
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January 19, 2015
Oxfam says the richest 1% control more than half the world's wealth (updated)Even if it is true, where exactly is this money being held?
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January 18, 2015
Eric Cantor Lectures On How to Win Elections?What's next, inviting Mitt Romney to explain how to win presidential elections?
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January 18, 2015
A Tale of Two SenatorsPennsylvania Senators Casey and Toomey are Tweedle dum and tweedle dee.
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January 18, 2015
Will taxing big banks really help the middle class?Hurting the middle class in order to help it.
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January 16, 2015
Fareed Zakaria: We Can't Fight Radical Islam by Fighting Radical IslamMore fighting would do the trick if we clearly identified the enemy.
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January 16, 2015
Why Obama loves to release terrorists from GitmoYou have to understand how the left views America.
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January 15, 2015
Good news! GOP Govs to Be 'Pragmatic,' says NYTAdjectives used in the New York Times often have the opposite meaning.
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January 15, 2015
West Virginia decides to teach global warming propaganda to kidsA disheartening development in coal country.
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January 15, 2015
Why 26 Republicans don't want DREAMers to wake upSome ridiculous feelings-based logic on who gets to benefit from lawlessness – and it's Republicans pushing it.
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January 12, 2015
The New York Times has a new boyfriend, and his name is JebThe media have two great loves in life: liberals, and conservative who "grow" and become liberals.
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January 11, 2015
Mitt Romney thinks only Mitt Romney can win the presidency...this time, anyway. Certainly not last time, but that's because the weather was bad.
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January 7, 2015
A Guide to the Guide to Israeli ElectionsIf the media tell you it's a right-of-center party, it's left of center. If they tell you it's a left-of-center party, it's probably communists.
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January 5, 2015
Huffington Post: Separate but Equal News SegregationBlacks, gays, women, Latinos get their own patronizing "voices" pages. What if a conservative site tried this?
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January 2, 2015
The Most Compelling Charity Causes... From A Liberal PerspectiveBrilliant, rational analysis has led philanthropists Cari Tuna and Dustin Moskowitz to nothing that currently exists as a major problem, but things that might, someday, be a problem, although probably not.