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Robin M. Itzler
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August 9, 2025
The Great Gerrymandering War Of 2025The Democrats have long had a lock on gerrymandering, but Texas is aiming to change that, and Democrats are panicking, California most of all.
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July 31, 2025
Elect Curtis Sliwa New York City MayorCurtis Sliwa CAN win New York City’s mayoral race in November.
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July 18, 2025
Mein Kampf 100th Anniversary: Has the World Learned Anything?Hitler spelled his goals out explicitly, everything from world domination to the Holocaust, but no one took him seriously until it was too late.
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July 10, 2025
California’s Useless RepublicansWhen you’re a conservative, and your party leaders are indistinguishable from the Democrats, why stick around?
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July 4, 2025
Democrats Gone WildI had my own run-in with a Democrat politician who was acting in a way that no politician has acted before in America.
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June 26, 2025
New York’s Big Apple could be replaced with a hammer and sicklePerhaps it was a protest vote against Cuomo the COVID Killer, so there may still be hope for the November election—but New Yorkers need to be smart.
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June 24, 2025
What happened to Trump’s ‘unconditional surrender’ demand to Iran?Given the realities on the ground and Trump’s “America First” stance, unconditional surrender might not mean what many wish it to mean.
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June 11, 2025
NeverTrumpers are back with a new nameLike leftists and the Borg, Never Trumpers never quit, and their goal is always to recreate the Uniparty that is bringing America to its knees.
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June 3, 2025
Why Democrats are now focusing on Joe Biden’s dementiaIt’s not because they’re feeling remorseful. Democrats always have a power-play goal with whatever they do.
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May 20, 2025
Traitors Benedict Arnold and Jake TapperThe facts are different, but the selfish mindset and the universal disdain are the same.
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May 16, 2025
Hail to the Chief and Their PetsOver the centuries, dogs and other animals have been welcomed in the White House.
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April 21, 2025
Maybe we need more living versions of “Hillbilly Funerals”JD Vance introduced the U.S. to a great idea when he celebrated his mother’s sobriety and her birthday.
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April 10, 2025
Tariffs are NOT a taxThe big difference is whether we’ve had a choice when we walk up to that cash register.
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April 2, 2025
Rep. Luna, forgets she’s on the Republican Team!The once-rising Republican star shows how the narcissism on the left infects even Republicans.
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March 20, 2025
Islam is Destroying Western Culture Here And AbroadA few brave souls are speaking up, but more had better get with the program unless they want to find themselves reciting prayers to Mecca five times a day.
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February 24, 2025
Birthright citizenship and Democrat hypocrisyUntil Donald Trump entered the political arena, most Democrats stood with Republicans against illegal aliens waltzing into the United States.
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February 19, 2025
Maybe we need a government shutdownFor once, the cry is coming from the left, and if we give them what they want, conservatives can finally define what services are “essential.”
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February 4, 2025
Turning A Pink Slip Into A Gold SlipIn Trump’s America, even those who got a pink slip with their paycheck can think outside the box, have faith in themselves, and seize golden new opportunities.
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January 17, 2025
Satire: Joe Biden’s farewell addressIn case you missed President Joe Biden’s January 15 farewell address to the nation from behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, here's the transcript (SATIRE).
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January 15, 2025
The Never-To-Be Forgotten 'Newsom Fires'Have you heard of the “Lindsay Snowstorm?” It will soon have a companion story called the “Newsom Fires.”
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January 2, 2025
Do not take the Democrat MAGA civil war bait!At a certain point, we either trust Donald Trump or we don’t. If we allow ourselves to be baited into divisiveness before he even takes office, we’re doomed.
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December 16, 2024
Happy Hear Year!This year, let’s include in our count of the blessings of living in America the technological wonders that help us hear.
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November 15, 2024
Why the Cattle Cars Aren’t Being BuiltIn 2024, Jews have two singular blessings: Christians who support Jews and Israel, and, in America, the right to free speech and open debate.
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October 17, 2024
The 2024 Election Will Be Very Different From The Election In 2020For Democrats, this is a very bad thing, but for those who love America, the long list of events and changes in the last four years is hugely important.
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September 27, 2024
‘Please listen carefully as our menu has changed’ (satire)Technology was supposed to improve customer service but the reality is somewhat different.
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September 5, 2024
Positioning Kamala Harris, the California CandidateKamala’s campaign reflects California’s leftism, vapidity, and moral corruption.
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August 3, 2024
The Establishment Ensures That Gaslighting Paves The Way To MarxismUnable to trumpet Kamala’s accomplishments or virtues, they’re frantically gaslighting and otherwise deceiving the public about all things Kamala.
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July 11, 2024
An Interview With VP Kamala Harris (Satire)When it comes to Kamala Harris, the line between reality and satire is very, very thin.
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June 15, 2024
‘Are You Moving Out Of California?’It was the question on everyone’s lips when I vacationed in Texas and I get why, ‘cause Texas is great—but it’s running the risk of becoming Californicated.
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May 8, 2024
Making Parade Lemonade Out of Lemons, Trump-StyleOne of the lessons Trump has taught conservatives is to roll with the punches and to be endlessly flexible in keeping the fight going—and that’s what we did.
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May 1, 2024
The United States of CaliforniaIf you want a sense of where unlimited progressive Democrat governance will end, just look at last month’s history in the one-party People’s Republic of California.
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April 25, 2024
Travelin’ with Secretary Pete (A Satire)As Americans try to figure out sights to see at home and abroad, you can imagine the kind of travel advice that Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has on tap.
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April 10, 2024
99 Reasons I’m In MourningBidenflation is destroying one of the great American success stories: Fixed-price stores with products that everyone can afford.
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March 22, 2024
From Illegal Alien Invaders to Newcomers to DemocratsThe Democrats, through their immigration policies and outright instructions to illegal aliens, are lining up a new voting class for perpetual power.
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February 29, 2024
Shameful Jews Care About Hamas Terrorists More Than About IsraelWho are these mystifying Jewish Democrats who have so lost any sense of self-preservation that they ignore the massacre of Jews and weep for the killers?
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February 21, 2024
George Soros is expanding his radio empireHe’s planning to buy the second-largest radio company in America, and you know that, where he goes, hard leftist ideology follows.
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February 14, 2024
It Would Have Been Super to Have One National Anthem at the Super Bowl!Frankly speaking, though, unless American patriots stop whining and start voting with their feet, you can practically count on more (divisive) “anthems” next year.
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February 2, 2024
Is America Already A Dead Country?Probably not yet but, depending on how the November election turns out, it could well be.
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January 17, 2024
Patriots Who Are Doing Something; What are You Doing?Too many people think that sitting and fretting is doing something, but there is so much more most of us can do. Here's some inspiration for you.
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January 1, 2024
Will the sun set on the American flag?Are the nations seeking to do us harm allowing the same nonsense as we are to proliferate in their own territory?
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December 20, 2023
Let’s give our ‘eulogies’ to the livingWe make a terrible mistake when we wait until someone has passed to share aloud our love for them.
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December 7, 2023
Prepared Transcript Of Joe Biden’s Speech To The Nation About Antisemitism (Satire)Yes, this is satire, but, like all the best satire, it’s firmly rooted in the reality of what’s emanated from the Biden administration.
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November 27, 2023
Why is Steven Spielberg Silent About the Hamas Pogrom in Israel?The man who made the most famous Holocaust movie ever has nothing to say but will speak out for a Democrat president who is strangely Hamas-friendly.
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November 13, 2023
Will The Republican Party Abort Over Abortion?The push for purity on the issue is resulting in a party that’s pure but utterly powerless.
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November 3, 2023
The RNC November Debate: Live From Miami, It’s Wednesday Night!Judging by past Republican debates, the upcoming debate on NBC (NBC!) will be more of a pathetic comedy show than a way of informing the public about the candidates.
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October 27, 2023
It was all in the timing for new House Speaker Mike JohnsonIt looks as if he’ll be an excellent Speaker, but there wasn’t a plan. It was all luck and timing that put him in place.
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October 22, 2023
As the House turnsRep. Matt Gaetz wanted a revolution in the House but forgot to have a plan for the revolution. Now, we’re seeing the consequences play out at a fraught time in America.
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October 19, 2023
California traffic dreamin’ (a satire)As goes the Golden State, so goes the nation—and it’s not going to be pretty.
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October 4, 2023
Illegal Alien Invasion from Sea to Shining Sea!We are experiencing an unprecedented and costly invasion thanks to the Biden administration’s deliberate policies.
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September 14, 2023
The National Federation of Republican Women Needs to Stand Up For WomenCurrently, it’s destroying its brand by collapsing under the weight of pressure from the hard-left “transgender” crowd.
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September 4, 2023
Why I Will Always Support Donald TrumpFrom the moment he came down the escalator, he has offered a genuine conservative alternative to the Uniparty that Republicans always foist upon us.
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August 26, 2023
Applying Joe Biden’s approach to the Maui fire to other American disastersJoe Biden has a (bad) way with words that inevitably makes one think of other terrible times in America.
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August 18, 2023
The sinister reason why Democrats are after TrumpA scene from Schindler’s List illustrates how, if you think that Trump is the real target, you’re misreading the Democrats’ real message.
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July 25, 2023
An 1863 letter explains what reparations should beThe letter exposes not only the horror of chattel slavery but also the greed of the modern reparations crowd.
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July 15, 2023
In a bind with the government? FBI Director Wray leads the way.Should you find yourself across the table from a federal bureaucrat, Wray’s responses during his appearance before Congress are a wonderful template.
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July 1, 2023
Will Patriots Continue Making Small Sacrifices?One of the reasons leftists repeatedly win the culture war is that conservatives don’t stay the course.
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June 9, 2023
Long-Shot Presidential CandidatesPerpetual presidential candidate Harold Stassen never made it to the White House, but RFK, Jr. thinks the times and his opposition are propitious for his candidacy.
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May 22, 2023
Let’s celebrate American Patriot Pride MonthIn a calendar year awash in month-long celebrations for subsets of American society, it’s time to dedicate an entire month to our country.
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May 2, 2023
Opting 'IN' for Mother's DayIs the current corporate 'opt-out' choice for Mother's Day a sign of compassion or another weapon in the war against the family?
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April 13, 2023
A former Trump attorney preaches one thing but practiced anotherHer choice when the leftists came after her made sense, but it’s still irksome when she tells us to have a different standard.
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April 5, 2023
A typical day in the life of a California familyTechnically, this is a parody, but it edges remarkably close to California’s reality.
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March 22, 2023
There Are Compelling Pragmatic Considerations Behind Supporting Trump Or DeSantisHowever, without election integrity, Republicans can’t win
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March 2, 2023
Been there. Done that. Not doing it again.Conservative voters are wising up to the GOP’s tricks and they are no longer willing to play along.
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February 13, 2023
Taking the conservative fight to the culture: ‘You can’t have it both ways.’A brave restaurateur’s strong words for people who claim conservative values but still watched the Super Bowl.
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February 8, 2023
Remembering Nancy GreenThe left erased her in 2020, but she was hugely famous as the first corporate spokesperson in America.
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January 10, 2023
When a congressional fight drew bloodIn the grand history of Congress, what happened as McCarthy fought for the Speaker’s seat was a polite disagreement.
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January 2, 2023
The Democrats are desperate to make Biden appear youngerStruggling with the realization that they may well have a political fossil on the ballot in 2024, they’re resorting to tried and true despot practices.
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December 23, 2022
It Must Always Be 'Merry Christmas'Believe it or not, all of our freedom depends on that.
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December 11, 2022
All I Want for Christmas is Election IntegrityIf that's too much to ask, maybe new Republican leadership?
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November 22, 2022
‘Pass the Turkey and Patriotism’This year, Thanksgiving is not the time for patriots to go wobbly in the name of superficial dinnertime harmony.
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October 13, 2022
Non-Partisan Elections Are Non-ExistentThe midterms are rapidly approaching — follow this easy, three-step-solution for a Red wave.
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September 20, 2022
I'll have a side of fries and wokeness with that burgerWatching today's television commercials, you know exactly what's going on when marketing companies are planning their advertising campaigns.
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August 12, 2022
The Next Time You’re Ready to ROFL at AOCWe've been misled before by the tendency to underestimate demagogues.
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July 27, 2022
Gov. Newsom is correct: Californians have lots of freedomsOf course, they're not necessarily the types of freedom that anyone else wants to share...
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July 15, 2022
Not. This. Year.It’s time to break the cycle of GOP RINOs destroying MAGA candidates and then claiming that’s what conservatives really want.
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June 23, 2022
Kamala Harris Needs To Spend Some Time At ToastmastersIs there any elected politician (who’s not currently a senile old man) who is a worse speaker than Kamala Harris?
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June 11, 2022
Observing Our Way to Third-World ElectionsWatching ballot signature comparisons at a California Registrar of Voters facility made this writer wonder what she was really observing.
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June 2, 2022
Open primaries open the door to suspiciously fraudulent victoriesFrom Georgia to Wyoming to California, wherever there are open primaries, Democrats have big plans, none of which is good for democracy.
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May 25, 2022
Boy, are you a victim! You're hired!Thanks to the leftist obsession with checking off victim boxes when hiring, I'm finally positioned to attaining my lifelong dream.
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May 11, 2022
I'll walk you out to the curb when we say good-byeThe red-blue schism in America runs much deeper than the two sides simply having different beliefs about things.
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April 19, 2022
Forget the red wave. We need a MAGA tsunami.With voters champing at the bit for change, this is the election that can oust the RINOs and truly, for the first time in our lifetimes, make a difference.
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March 11, 2022
Mike Pence, the Non-CandidateMike Pence seriously—and misguidedly—believes he has a chance to be the Republican nominee in 2024.
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March 2, 2022
The wonders of life in Biden's America (satire)I often visit a Facebook page of lunatics who think Joe Biden is doing a fantastic job and everything is Trump's fault. They inspired me.
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February 22, 2022
'War for our time'What's happening along Europe's eastern edge has eerie echoes of the past.
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February 15, 2022
Helping people handle the 'forever COVID' future the Biden admin promisesSure, this sounds like satire now, but before long, this will be the permanent reality for a lot of people.
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January 21, 2022
How To Lose Friends And Influence PeopleIt’s time for patriots to decide whether their values or their friendships are more important.
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December 23, 2021
In this time of COVID madness, the power of oneWe Americans must re-learn the message that a single person can create incredible change.
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December 14, 2021
If progressives remade classic Christmas moviesThe one thing you can be certain of is that the results would not be pretty, entertaining, or uplifting, but the concepts would be good for a laugh.
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December 1, 2021
Romancing Christmas romance moviesSure, the plots are predictable, but there's something sufficiently satisfying about these movies to make them endlessly popular.
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November 27, 2021
'Stop complaining about Bidenflation!'Our betters are here to tell us that everything is just great and that we'll all benefit from a little belt-tightening.
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November 19, 2021
Imagining private moments between Joe and Jill BidenWe know how Joe thinks, so it's really not much of a stretch to imagine Jill tending to her patient...er, conversing with her husband.
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October 14, 2021
Dementia: Joe Biden Today, My Father YesterdayIs Joe Biden one of the over six million Americans that have dementia (a form of Alzheimer’s Disease)? He certainly reminds one person of her father.
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September 23, 2021
Jews must shake off their prejudice towards the Republican partyFor many Jews and other religious minorities in the United States, there are only two political parties: Democrat or Democrat.
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August 6, 2021
Welcome To Beijing Street!The many welcoming Disney Main Streets allow a murderous regime to hide behind a pretty town, just as another murderous regime did eight decades ago.
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July 7, 2021
In Nazi Germany, the White Rose Group gave Their Lives to Speak for LibertyIn America, those who fight for liberty, because they’re fortunate enough not to face imminent death, can be called “Off-White Roses.”
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June 12, 2021
Made in Communist ChinaBig business is addicted to China, just as it once was addicted to Nazi Germany, but we don’t have to be. We consumers can do better.
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April 16, 2021
Pushing Back at the “Redcoats” Who Are Next Door to UsWe don’t have to treat either our neighbors’ or the tech tyrants’ censorship as a dead end. We still have the power to act.
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March 23, 2021
Could ordinary Americans embrace socialism?Watching images of a bustling Berlin in 1927, and realizing how quickly it embraced National Socialism, is a reminder that this can happen anywhere.
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January 29, 2021
Rep. Young Kim Owes Me $25It's time to push back against people who say one thing on the campaign trail and do another once elected.
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November 6, 2020
#NeverTrumpers Must Go -- or Trumpers WillRINO and #NeverTrumper Republicans have done everything possible with their money and time to destroy the Trump presidency.
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October 4, 2020
Is it time for greater partisan transparency in local elections?Argue all you want that local offices should be non-partisan, but unless you've been hiding in a cave, nothing in 2020 is non-partisan!
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July 6, 2020
Could IT Happen Here?Auschwitz survivor Primo Levi said, "It happened, therefore it can happen again. It can happen everywhere."
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June 20, 2020
The United States of AppeasementThe problem with appeasement is that you can never truly appease. Good luck tearing down enough statues to get the left off your back.