Tim Schieferecke

Tim Schieferecke


  • February 6, 2009

    Hope and Change (a poem)

    A poem for POTUS

  • January 13, 2009

    The Nationalized Anthem

    Nationalized health care is hailed by some, but be careful what drugs you need.

  • June 21, 2008

    Every therm is sacred (a song parody)

    With apologies to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

  • November 13, 2007

    Kansas and powerlessness

    Kansas became the very first state in our blessed nation to reject a clean burning, job boosting, economy growing, coal fired power plant because of concerns that it will harm the environment by releasing carbon dioxide.

  • July 22, 2007

    Secret Agent Ma'am (a poem)

    She's the Ma'am who feigned her life's in danger,/ though in Who's Who pages found this "spy" 's no stranger.

  • July 9, 2007

    The Shrill One went down to Selma (a poem)

    The Shrill One went down to Selma, she was looking for some votes to seal.

  • June 6, 2007

    Shamnesty (a poem)

    When you search for new electorates, some in shadows, not hard to find, you'll have the Judas kiss you need for now to live.

  • May 31, 2007

    The Studied Linguist (a poem)

    She is a studied linguist, no matter where she goes.

  • May 29, 2007

    Al Laughingstock (a poem)

    Hear Me! Oh hear Me! Greenists of the fold!

  • May 25, 2007

    Warming Man (a poem)

    Warming Man, Warming Man, spins disaster like no one can.

  • May 21, 2007

    The concept of pie (a poem)

    Let us talk economics, just the facts, not the spin. I see your eyes glazing so I'll start again!

  • May 18, 2007

    The cult of liberocracy (a poem)

    Look at my life, what do you see? The cult of liberocracy I love your ignorance, you pay no heed, to each according to his need.

  • May 10, 2007

    E = 1 T Square (a poem)

    E Equals One T Square, an equation of Einstein, is science aware?

  • May 8, 2007

    Blame-Bush buffoonery

    Hi, my name is Tim Schieferecke and I'm a native western Kansas farmboy. No, I don't know anyone from Greensburg as I'm from northwest Kansas, but I do know what rural folks from anywhere in Kansas are like

  • May 7, 2007

    The Battle of the Defeatocrats (a poem)

    On the first day of our journey, we lamented at all the life. There were Muslim wackos crashing planes to fulfill fatwas insane. The first thing we did was to cry out and pray, asking why, gathered round.

  • May 4, 2007

    Out of TIME (a poem)

    Time waits for no man, and I'm done with TIME. They pushed forth a puffed list of leftists and slime.

  • April 16, 2007

    The arbiter (a poem)

    All Hail! All Hail! The arbiter is in the house! Imus grovels gravely for words he did espouse.

  • March 30, 2007

    The "fly by" media (a poem)

    Have you ever stopped to wonder why? Half told truths and half baked lies, corrupted press, malignant tumors, withhold facts and extoll rumors.

  • March 22, 2007

    Global warming (a poem)

    In the name of the father, the son, the new socialist movement Amen, An un-holy trinity brought forth again, healing, absolving conservative sin.