PrintMay 15, 2009
More Carbon: The Only Answer to Global Freezing
Global Warming is dead. Global Freezing is in.
According Dr. Terri Jackson, a physicist and climatologist, writing in the Belfast (Ireland) Telegraph, on May 13,
"There is now irrefutable scientific evidence that far from global warming the earth has now entered a period of global cooling which will last at least for the next two decades.
"Evidence for this comes from the NASA Microwave Sounding Unit and the Hadley Climate Research Unit... ."
Etcetera ad infinitum. You've heard it before. Just flip the temperature story from high to low. The polar bears are all going to live, but the desert jackals are all going extinct. Along with James Hansen and the other global fraudsters.
Now watch the political class jump on the Global Freezing bandwagon. They don't care. Doom is doom! Money is money. Power is power.
Global Freezing? Goody! It's another jackpot!
And they will be warmly supported by all the corrupt and money-hungry science-types who run the big science journals.
But here's the kicker: we won't have to do anything to change the climate back --- not if you believe any of the professional liars of the Global Warming scam. All we have to do is follow the lead of India and China and increase our carbon production as much as possible!
See, Obama's EPA has decided that carbon warms the planet.
That's a great Green opportunity for the political class, because now they can tax carbon --- including breathing out, expelling gas in other ways, and running your car in the driveway.
Not to mention private jets and running coal-fired plants, drilling for oil, and a thousand other sensible ideas for more energy independence.
Well, if carbon warms the planet, and the planet is now sliding downward into frozen hell, it's obvious what we must do, fast:
Burn more coal.
Drill more oil.
Make more and bigger cars.
And above all, stop taxing carbon!
That way producers will make more.
And of course, stop throwing more money after new sci-fi brainstorm for novel energy from the sun, the oceans, geothermal, and ethanol.
Just remember to use as much carbon as you can. Do Mother Gaia a big favor. Breathe out as much as you can. Have a BBQ in your backyard. Eat beef.
And let's teach all the little kids around the world to burn their carbon!
Only you can Save the Planet!
Cliff Thier adds:
We also need to destroy the damn rainforest.
I'm eating breakfast and noticed, not for the first time, that I'm being exhorted by Tropicana (on the top of an orange juice container) to "Rescue The Rainforest" as a way of cooling the earth.
Well, it's time to cut down those trees.
Also, I thought I'd form an organization to knit sweaters for the whales. And, turtlenecks for the turtles,
Update: someone else had the same general idea.
