PrintSeptember 23, 2009
An Obama Treasury of Mother Goose Rhymes
Little Miss Nancy indulged all her fancies
Cheating her Means and her Ways
Along came a Nazi who talked back to Pelotsi
And frightened Miss Nancy away
Barry Barry quite contrary
How does your opposition grow
With Wilson jeers and racist smears
And pretty czars all in a row
Barry Barry quite contrary
How do your power grabs grow
With crisis fears and Bushian smears
And (you first) pretty czars all in a row
Scary Barry swatter of flies
Wowed the media made Newsweek sigh
But when we the people came out to play
Scary Barry ran away
Little Chuck Rangel employed every angle
In getting his piece of the pie
He looked in the till saw another half mill
And said, "What a good boy am I!"
Finally, two love bouquets to the New York Times and the three networks, referred to, disrespectfully, as the Grey Lady and the Three Blind Mice. And of course, we all know who little Chrissy is, don't we?
Merry Barry bestrode the hill
Merry Barry gave Chrissy a thrill
All the king's horses and all the King's men
Can't make Chrissie play HARDBALL again
Little Grey Lady come blow your horn
Red Czars at the White House and thugs at ACORN
Where is that lady who sneers at the sheep
There at her news desk, Fast asleep
Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they sneer, see how they sneer
They all play up to the left wing base
They cut off their nose to spite their face
Have you ever seen such a total disgrace
As three blind mice
