"Obama vows to disrupt extremists in wake of plane attack."

--News headline.

"I shall disrupt you! That's just what I'll do!"
Obama cries with earnest eyes and clear.
"I will, that is, if that's okay with you.

The bellicose would beat you black and blue--
But I'm afraid that might draw forth a tear.
I shall disrupt you: that's just what I'll do!

Miranda rights? I'll read them right on cue.
Plus, I'll invite your lawyer for a beer.
I will, that is, if that's okay with you--

Projecting power, the way I always knew
I could. Hey, pals, I'm utterly sincere.
I shall disrupt you. That's just what I'll do.

I'll call you up at one a.m. or two.
With crank calls I'll inspire the proper fear.
I will, that is, if that's okay with you.

Let's get along! Our differences are few.
If you're mean, though, I have my answer here.
I shall disrupt you. That's just what I'll do!
(I will, that is, if that's okay with you.)"

--Tom Riley