Now that we have definitive confirmation that the little man in the White House is the eavesdropping totalitarian we all suspected, I am liberated.

Where appropriate, I have begun adding a PS to all emails and texts.  Some examples follow:

• PS - Barack, I know you're watching. You are a little man, a sad little man.
• PS - Barack, you're still a sad little man.
• PS - Barack, don't you have anything better to do? Why don't you audit me?
• PS - Barack, you were terrible without your notes the other day.
• PS - Barack, you're not fooling anyone anymore.
• PS - Barack, the run is over and the legacy awful. How's it feel?

Anyway, you get the idea.  Give it a try.  It's actually quite fun.